Forum whore
Remember when it became ok to kill mimes?
Like over-populating elephants, they were everywhere.Pushing against imaginary winds.Feeling imaginary walls.And like the elephants it became necessary,to be humane,to kill them.
I reckon we now face the same situation with Chefs.
The pretentious fuckers are everywhere.With their fancy "presentation" ;personality defects and boring fucking TV shows.
Kill 'em I say
Kill 'em all
The Sharif don't like it!
Start a group?
-Indy
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Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Rasta Ratskins
How about a reality show where the winner has to cook Gordon Ramseys heart?
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
The Sharif don't like it!
While wearing a didlo up their arse.Originally Posted by Laava
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Rasta Ratskins
Good point, then it would be just like the cooking shows I suppose!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
You have to use a silencer if you shoot them?
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Bite my shiney metal ass
Indy!!!! Is there something your not telling us??
How about a reality show where the loser each show ends up being cooked by the remaining contestants?
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Forum whore
Personality defects! You try & stay normal working 16 hours a day with knives, fire & waitroyds & then for your sins have a customer order a rare steak & complain because it still has blood in it. Yup, I'm a chef, well ex chef & I'm very bored with certain chefs & their big mouths trying to be entertainers too. Get back in the kitchen I say.
BMW Motorrad
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Forum whore
What's a didlo?
Grumpy Old Bastard
Couldn't cook his brain could they? Nothing there...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Slapper?
I hear this,sick of the bloody cooking shows,every time i turn the tele on its some nob cooking something,thing i dont get is its about as enticing as the 3rd ball on a GreyhoundMost of the mains wouldnt be supper worthy let alone a main meal."would you like 2 baby mushrooms with your miniscule piece of steak sir".Save time on the shitter i guess.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
For whom the bell tolls
Can you start with the head chef and his sidekick at my work? So bloody up themselves its not funny.
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Sir Cumference
The topic of most of these "reality" shows is irrelevant, and is just a means to an end.
Humiliation and elimination for our titillation.
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
For whom the bell tolls
Did somebody mention tits?
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
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