And not nearly as bad as a Sneezecumpoop!Originally Posted by Maha
No its a Snart, a little less truamatic than a Snit.....
You scooped his fun chunks out of his helmet! Oh you sick sick man!!!
Dickens Cider
And not nearly as bad as a Sneezecumpoop!No its a Snart, a little less truamatic than a Snit.....
You scooped his fun chunks out of his helmet! Oh you sick sick man!!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Double shot!!
You can control a sneeze easily. If you feel a sneeze coming on you can tilt your face down away from the light and this will suppress it. Conversely, looking up into the light will bring it on more quickly.
You can use this technique to bring a sneeze on when you are better to get it over and done with before something that will demand all your concentration. You will not be able to suppress it indefinitly, but you will be able to greatly influence it.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
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Grumpy Old Bastard
1. Sneeze. There's no stopping it.
2. Once you have stopped sliding along the ground, get back up on your feet.
3. Take off your helmet.
4. Try not to vomit in it when you see what you have filled it with already...
5. Empty helmet.
6. Clean inside of helmet & visor with the rag you always carry in the seat bag.
7. Try to find your bike.
8. If you do find it, pick it up and see if it will still go.
9. If it will run, put gear back on and proceed on your way.
Easy, innit?
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Bite my shiney metal ass
It was that or he'd choke on it. We didn't want him hendricksing out on us.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Slapper?
Yes,indeed even i roll my eyes to the heavens,actually make that i look about in disgust.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Forum whore
Jeezus Maha, how'd you find my Dog!
Hes been missing for a few years now, where was he?
Just ride.
$1,101,806
So this manager of a Chemist shop comes back from lunch and sees this guy standing by the door holding his nose and mouth going red in the face trying not to sneeze....
He asks the new guy behind the counter whats the story?
Well he came in the shop sneezing constantly and asked me for something to stop the sneezing......so I gave him a good strong laxitive and a glass of water.....
YOU GAVE HIM WHAT? exclaimed the manager LAXITIVES ARE NOT FOR SNEEZING
Well it sure worked on him, said the new guy.....hes to scared to sneeze.....
Me I just let it out get it over with and clean up afterwards.....
I am one of those who suffer from photic sneezing so I get my share of visor cleaning moments
Fair weather rider
I sneeze???
What else would you expect?
Please dont tell me you are so shit scared of your bike, that you hold on so tight,
and then when you sneeze you swerve all over the road!
Forum whore
I have found that, when you feel a sneeze 'coming on', putting a finger at the base of your nose (where Hitler kept his moustache) and holding there for a few moments, you can avoid the sneeze.
The other tip, is you could e-mail Michael Schumacher - he'd probably cover 15 k's in the time it took to sneeeeeeze....
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
Ahhh....Opps....
Time for me to chip in with my way. It wasn't a serious question as in "I'm scared of sneezing on my bike what should I do". I just got curious.
Personally, I tend to just open the visor and sneeze. I have put my glove into my helmet a couple of times too. I must say though, the absolute WORST thing that I have done is sneezed inside my thermal balaclava. Doh.
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Practice makes perfect.
As a long suffering allergic - hayfeverish would be the right term I suppose - I can attest to the fact that if you don't worry about it and get it out of your system you'll most likely be alright. Doesn't matter whether you are riding your bike, snogging, driving a car, conducting a job-interview or having a tug... it'll be alright.
If you are afraid that you might crash because you add a bit of moisture to the inside of your helmet, balclava, whatever, etc. - you need to HTFU. (And if it is visibility you are concerned about, sort you shit out and find a way to handle your fog-problem today.)
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Armature speller
The dog is going "You finished with that?"Something like this?
Love the dog.....
Armature speller
I'd rather sneeze. E-mailing takes too long. Assuming you know his address and have a laptop hooked up to the bars.The other tip, is you could e-mail Michael Schumacher - he'd probably cover 15 k's in the time it took to sneeeeeeze....
Ahhh....Opps....
Wow. This thread's gotten surreal. ;-)
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said.
Highway Biker
I put one hand on the top of my helmet and pat my head... the other hand makes circular motions on my belly and stops the sneeze!
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