Workplace urine test

[Korumba]

Sent to me from the States I like the idea tho..........

URINE TEST

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me.

I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them??
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass, doing drugs, while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ?????

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you
all will pass it along, though..... something has to change in this country and soon!!!

[Korumba]

Opps posted twice can a mod delete one. Thanks

[pyrocam]

Good Idea! random urine tests at the doll office would shape up the unemployment! Or drive them to gangs to get their money since they wont get it from the govt anymore

[Colapop]

I heard about a guy at South Pacific Tyres in Upper Hutt - was asked to take a urine test. Got called into the bosses office to discuss it... Apparently he stood up part way through the meeting told the boss to get fucked and pissed on his desk!

[Laava]

I heard about a guy at South Pacific Tyres in Upper Hutt - was asked to take a urine test. Got called into the bosses office to discuss it... Apparently he stood up part way through the meeting told the boss to get fucked and pissed on his desk!

Go the Hutt!!!

[Drew]

I heard about a guy at South Pacific Tyres in Upper Hutt - was asked to take a urine test. Got called into the bosses office to discuss it... Apparently he stood up part way through the meeting told the boss to get fucked and pissed on his desk!

Did said piss then get tested for drugs? Sounds like a space cadet kinda thing to do. lol

I wonder if it would be legal to do random drug testing on the unemployed, a smarter person than me could write out the idea in political jargon and submit it to the powers that be.

I'll get the ball rolling,

To whome it may concern, DRUG TEST THE FUCKIN LOOSERS!!!

[Toaster]

Great idea.... I have no problem with people randomly testing urine at work (maybe I should rephrase that.... nah, beats the instant coffee).

It would be good to see all beneficiaries tested for booze and drugs before getting a handout from taxpayer funded benefits. I got sick of seeing dickheads doing crimes too and found to be on sickness benefits for 'depression' or ACC injuries - yet they ran from the cops??!!

[T-Thunder13]

if i get drug tested im ferked. i do work however

[Steam]

I'll get drug tested as soon as my boss does. He's a massive stoner although he denies it.

Beneficiaries should be drug tested only if all civil servants, MP's, and WINZ case managers are too. I'm paying their salaries, so I'd like to know they're doing the best job they can.

[Drew]

I'll get drug tested as soon as my boss does. He's a massive stoner although he denies it.

Beneficiaries should be drug tested only if all civil servants, MP's, and WINZ case managers are too. I'm paying their salaries, so I'd like to know they're doing the best job they can.

Yeah, but at least they are workin for the money, I'm pretty sure it's standard in all government contracts that drug testing can be carried out, but not sure if it's ever actually done.

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah, but at least they are workin for the money, I'm pretty sure it's standard in all government contracts that drug testing can be carried out, but not sure if it's ever actually done.

They let civil servants test drugs............

[Dave Lobster]

Yeah, but at least they are workin for the money.

Ha ha.. that's hilarious!

[DMNTD:Me]

if i get drug tested im ferked....

Same....lucky I am the boss

[Big Dave]

How many questions are on the drugs test?

I'm not worried about losers being on Social Security. They get a fuck-allth of what I pay in taxes anyway - all mine goes towards the roads. I sent a note with my last return.

[jrandom]

Pfft.

Getting stoned would have done the CEO at my previous employer a power of good.

I fully support drug testing of all senior executives in any company I work for or hold shares in, primarily to ensure that they're regularly doing something to ameliorate their uptight yuppieness.