Tax tax tax...

[mashman]

My question is... will we get taxed more after a lager and curry evening, when you fart a bit more?

If you've not used your council provided gas canister (which you're being taxed on) and have set off the network integrated indoor fart sensor (which you're being taxed on) you'll also be fined!!!

Plus you'll also be hit with a noxious gases ACC stealth health levy (see toxic waste clearup operation) designed for chronic flatulators such as yourself. This will go on your criminal record, you'll be fitted with a wireless whisper detector (taxed) and be denied any form of insurance claim should you have passed wind whilst in the act of being injured...

You'll soon be wishing that you'd have taken the time to bend over, insert the ACC provided (yet personally taxed) shaft up your ass to collect the afore mentioned overflow...

tut tut

[Pussy]

If you've not used your council provided gas canister (which you're being taxed on) and have set off the network integrated indoor fart sensor (which you're being taxed on) you'll also be fined!!!

Plus you'll also be hit with a noxious gases ACC stealth health levy (see toxic waste clearup operation) designed for chronic flatulators such as yourself. This will go on your criminal record, you'll be fitted with a wireless whisper detector (taxed) and be denied any form of insurance claim should you have passed wind whilst in the act of being injured...

You'll soon be wishing that you'd have taken the time to bend over, insert the ACC provided (yet personally taxed) shaft up your ass to collect the afore mentioned overflow...

tut tut

I'm getting worried now.... what are the penalties for accidental follow through??

[mashman]

Covered by the noxious gases ACC stealth health levy (see toxic waste clearup operation)... plus even then government realise that a follow through on any occasion is punishment enough.

[Swoop]

I'm getting worried now.... what are the penalties for accidental follow through??

Serious embarrassment, especially when performed in a public building...