What is a fuck post? Is that some obscure method for keeping the town bike in one place in the mating season?
"Where is easy Susan these days?"
"Aw she's chained to the fuck post this week"
"Oi though it was big Bessie's turn this week"
"Naw, big Bessies got the clap"
"'ad to 'appen sooner or later I s'pose"
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