Whilst cleaning his rifle a hunter accidentally shoots his wife.
In his moment of horror and distress he immediately dials 111.
Hunter:
''It's my wife!
I've accidentally shot her.
I've killed her!
It's horrible.
Help me.
What should I do?''
Operator:
''Please calm down Sir.
I have dealt with many such accidents.
This situation may not be as serious as it first appears.
Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
*click* *BANG*
Hunter:
''Okay, done that. What next?''
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good one
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