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  1. 13th November 2009, 17:49 #1
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    eek Guys - We're in trouble

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    So this cop that shagged that prostitute and didn't pay... is that sexual abuse or shoplifting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingflash View Post
    So this cop that shagged that prostitute and didn't pay... is that sexual abuse or shoplifting?
    He mighta just simply been takin her for a test ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingflash View Post
    So this cop that shagged that prostitute and didn't pay... is that sexual abuse or shoplifting?
    Ha ha - good one

    but there's a couple of cops on KB here who reliably tell us that there is NO corruption in the police force!!!! Surely they can't be wrong?
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    What's better than winning gold at the special olympics?

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    Fuckin' brilliant. Forwarding this on...
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    Did you know that apparently beer contains female hormorne and heres the proof, drink 12 of them and......

    1) You talk shit
    2) Can't drive or park
    3) become emotional
    4) Think you can dance
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Did you know that apparently beer contains female hormorne and heres the proof, drink 12 of them and......

    1) You talk shit
    2) Can't drive or park
    3) become emotional
    4) Think you can dance
    Hahaha nice one.
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    The United States Anti Terrorism Training Squad are finding it difficult to train President Obama in counteractive measures in the threat of an attempt on his life as every time they shout "GET DOWN" he starts dancing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Did you know that apparently beer contains female hormorne and heres the proof, drink 12 of them and......

    1) You talk shit
    2) Can't drive or park
    3) become emotional
    4) Think you can dance
    Bahahahaaa brilliant!
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