How to become a Moderator?

[Dean]

No, that can't be right.
I'm sure it has something to do with rhyme and reason (or more correctly, the lack thereof). This is Kiwi Biker we're talking about, y'know.

Sometimes you need to get outside the box, to see what was inside the whole time.

[vifferman]

Sometimes you need to get outside the box, to see what was inside the whole time.

What - you mean like the other forums I currently belong to, or have in the past? (These number...ooh...[counts]... about eleven, of various sorts.

Of these, apart from one "By invitation only" VFR forum, KB has by far the loosest administration, and probably the largest membership.
What's inside? "It's like a box of choc-o-lates..."

[Cheshire Cat]

Drink Beer Smoke Ciggies

[Cheshire Cat]

To qualify as a Moderator, you must:

a) Be incredibly good looking;

b) Have a sound understanding of what constitutes really good fellatio;

c) Have the financial ability to pay very large bribes to Mental Pants;

d) Have the physical ability and stamina to go fuck yourself at least three times a day.

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!

[Maha]

Ixion - ACC levy forum and Biker Politics and law.
Katman - Biker Politics and law, engine clutch transmission, survival skills, electrical system.
Dpex - Sport/road bikes forum, racing.
Maha - Rant n Rave, meetings and events.
Howdamhard - General Maintenance, online trading.
Lula - Biker angels, bike gear.
Carver - Trials, Stunt riding.

I think these are VERY fair, to the mods put these up next time you need to select new peeps.

Not overly keen on the list Dean, I love them all but, I want the whole fucking thing!...

[Dean]

Not overly keen on the list Dean, I love them all but, I want the whole fucking thing!...

Hehe, from what I see you are as capable as Hitcher to be a Moderator. Looking at your record, its fairly clean you have a very good reputation on here, has regular access to KB daily and has given lots to the KB community I dont think anyone can deny all this. If you were elected mod what forums would you rule? (oh the powaarr!).

[Maha]

Hehe, from what I see you are as capable as Hitcher to be a Moderator. Looking at your record, its fairly clean you have a very good reputation on here, has regular access to KB daily and has given lots to the KB community I dont think anyone can deny all this. If you were elected mod what forums would you rule? (oh the powaarr!).

But I dont have access to a pc during the day, all the rest of what you say is true... Aint it funny how people think you want be something just because you ask how to become one? I wonder how you become a dentist? I dont wont to be one of those either...

Mmmmm if I were a mod what what forum would I want? PD! the most used and informative forum on here. I beleive PD needs Moderator, just to put posts back into cirulation

[paddy]

Fucked if I know. I logged in once day and found I'd gone navy blue.

The best part is being able to read what people type before they hit the Submit Reply button.

Lol. What I am thinking now then? :-)

[Maha]

Lol. What I am thinking now then? :-)

You are now thinking ... is Hitcher online and will he respond?

[paddy]

You are now thinking ... is hitcher online and will he respond?

Actually I was thinking - is the next tag up yet, I fancy a diversion on the way home. But I got distracted by the pop-up quote notification. :-)

I'm sure real moderator material would have known exactly what I was thinking. Lol.

[Maha]

Actually I was thinking - is the next tag up yet, I fancy a diversion on the way home. But I got distracted by the pop-up quote notification. :-)

I'm sure real moderator material would have known exactly what I was thinking. Lol.

That was my backup guess....

[Dean]

Lol. What I am thinking now then? :-)

Ummm I should buy Dean kfc, a Quarter pack to be exact with a can of sprite and drop it off at his house. And then help Dean become a moderator because he would make KB so much funnier and looser? grapples the keyboard in complete desperation

[paddy]

Ummm I should buy Dean kfc, a Quarter pack to be exact with a can of sprite and drop it off at his house. And then help Dean become a moderator because he would make KB so much funnier and looser? grapples the keyboard in complete desperation

I fear I may have opened a door that I didn't intend to open.... :-)

[Maha]

I fear I may have opened a door that I didn't intend to open.... :-)

Dont worry to much, its a revolving door.....

[paddy]

Dont worry to much, its a revolving door.....

They don't always work out so well....

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