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  1. 18th November 2009, 20:53 #1
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    I have a confession to make.

    I met Gijoe at the BIKEOI, resplendent in his Tribune's riding gear.

    The very first thing I did was introduce myself and play with his nipples.

    Very poor form, but to be fair he did have them out there.
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    you are a very scary man, Jim....


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    Not half as scary as the rest of the filthy biker scum out there in force that day! It was my honour to meet a few more KBers and other general motorcycle enthusiasts, I think only one person in Wellington knew that my panoplic shield was Spartan! Mind you being mistaken for a Roman is no prob either, they were bloody efficient at crushing opposition ...

    James, happy to pose for you anytime (just remember I don't do those dubious casting calls you surreptitiously do on the side )
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I met Gijoe at the BIKEOI, resplendent in his Tribune's riding gear.

    The very first thing I did was introduce myself and play with his nipples.

    Very poor form, but to be fair he did have them out there.
    In your defence, Jim, they were pretty good looking nipples.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    The very first thing I did was introduce myself and play with his nipples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    The very first thing I did was introduce myself and play with his nipples.

    Very poor form, but to be fair he did have them out there.
    Man, he is embarrassing when he does that :sunny
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Not half as scary as the rest of the filthy biker scum out there in force that day! It was my honour to meet a few more KBers and other general motorcycle enthusiasts, I think only one person in Wellington knew that my panoplic shield was Spartan! Mind you being mistaken for a Roman is no prob either, they were bloody efficient at crushing opposition ...

    James, happy to pose for you anytime (just remember I don't do those dubious casting calls you surreptitiously do on the side )
    I got a couple of great shots of your gear mate. I'll all my pics in a few days or I can email them to you if you PM me your email address.

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    I didnt meet anyone from kiwi biker

    I was all alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by popa griffin View Post
    I didnt meet anyone from kiwi biker

    I was all alone.
    Awwwww!!
    You're never alone, Dude. You're part of the great botherhood of bikers.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quite funny to arrive at the front and be greeted by a viking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Piggy View Post
    I got a couple of great shots of your gear mate. I'll all my pics in a few days or I can email them to you if you PM me your email address.

    Cheers, Ms P
    Can't wait to see ya pic's Ms P....it was such a bugger that ya had to race off to Duds afterwards...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Can't wait to see ya pic's Ms P....it was such a bugger that ya had to race off to Duds afterwards...........
    Tell me about it, I did have an awesome time with family down there but it would've been so nice to have celebrated with everyone at the P&J!
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    Quote Originally Posted by popa griffin View Post
    I didnt meet anyone from kiwi biker

    I was all alone.
    Hyosung ......... 'nuff said
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    Atleast i wasnt among the masses of people i saw with water spewing out there motorbikes on the side of the highway.
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