Nice Kiwi blokes - shame about the women

**Fatt Max** · 23rd November 2009, 15:56

Originally Posted by Foxzee

So what you are saying is if you were hanging upside down you'd be the man every woman wants..............LOL

I'll let Mrs Max reply to that one mate.....but I suppose if you were a semi blind 85 year old Mexican woman with a fettish for lardy arsed englishmen with a set of elongated hairy brains in his undies, then yes I would tick those boxes.......ariba ariba.....

**Foxzee** · 23rd November 2009, 16:08

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

I'll let Mrs Max reply to that one mate.....but I suppose if you were a semi blind 85 year old Mexican woman with a fettish for lardy arsed englishmen with a set of elongated hairy brains in his undies, then yes I would tick those boxes.......ariba ariba.....

Yoooo Hooo Mrs Max...calling Mrs Max...........

Please clear up this horrific mental picture...tell us it's really not that bad....

**Crasherfromwayback** · 23rd November 2009, 16:09

Originally Posted by DMCD

and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning,

Originally Posted by DMCD

Sounded like something straight out of a Mills & Boon until the end bit, where it was a cold hard drop back to reality.

You're not wrong!

**Foxzee** · 23rd November 2009, 16:13

Originally Posted by steel001

most girls ( Disclaimer: most girls that I have been with) just want to get down to it instead of dribbling on about how beautiful they are etc

Geez normally we can't get a word in......LOL

**DMCD** · 23rd November 2009, 16:15

Originally Posted by steel001

most girls ( Disclaimer: most girls that I have been with) just want to get down to it instead of dribbling on about how beautiful they are etc

If at any point you find yourself "dribbling" then your doing it wrong

:-P

**Maha** · 23rd November 2009, 16:21

Yeah im confused, couldn't see my name anywhere, I must be on the 'B' list..

**Foxzee** · 23rd November 2009, 16:33

Originally Posted by Maha

Yeah im confused, couldn't see my name anywhere, I must be on the 'B' list..

There's a B List...ummmm for what??????????

**Maha** · 23rd November 2009, 16:36

Originally Posted by Foxzee

There's a B List...ummmm for what??????????

For those that are not stunning enough to make the 'A' list, I think the first inductee was Renegade Master.

**Foxzee** · 23rd November 2009, 16:53

Originally Posted by Maha

For those that are not stunning enough to make the 'A' list, I think the first inductee was Renegade Master.

Ok so who's the A list...........lol

**Mikkel** · 23rd November 2009, 16:54

Originally Posted by DMCD

Well it’s the difference between just good sex and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning, your hearts got to be in it and for me, a body alone can't do that

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

Different folks, different strokes - but as of yet I have never encountered anyone, in person, who could credibly claim to prefer marathon love-making sessions to a rigorous and intense fuck. In my experience these 3+ hour tangles are usually myths perpetrated by young males who want to talk up their own experience by making it sound like a bad novel.

Originally Posted by Stirts

I don't know about that....there are some pretty good wankers out there

Well, if the alternative is putting "Slow hand" by the Pointer Sisters on repeat and then having to stay awake for 5 hours when you really just want to sleep...

**scissorhands** · 23rd November 2009, 16:55

I had sushi on the ponsonby today....(dont start) and did a good amount of perving while seriously viewing for NZ dimensions of beauty.

I got a woody and had to go home early cause some bull dykes were pissed off I was on their turf