I'm getting kicked out!

[Cheshire Cat]

oh and i have not signed any paper work or anything when i moved in so i dont even need to pay them if i leave or give them notic as far as i know

I never liked your flatmates. that dude is a rude bastard and the chick is a no-hoper pregnant ginger. like we need more of those in the world *rolls eyes*

[Sidewinder]

Yikes, Screw that! Move out! Stuff living with a bunch of cocksuckers who are that materialistic that want like ... and ... cents.. Crikey.

Not sure what a hard arse flatmate is aye, my flatmate is cool she is like another sister away from home and we have no issues sharing food and the odd bit of cash from time to time.

Soo move out. Maybe they robbed the place because they felt you owed them something :P owww conspiracy!

Hope you find a decent pad sometime man, with plenty of bike parking.

yea was planing on getting another gsxr aswell, bugger it, got a nice double garage here and now no bike gear

[Sidewinder]

I never liked your flatmates. that dude is a rude bastard and the chick is a no-hoper pregnant ginger. like we need more of those in the world *rolls eyes*

yea i thought it was against the law for gingers to bread but hey

[Sidewinder]

damn im good already got a new place that i can move into when ever i want. chur!

[Juzz976]

Move now and dont give them anymore money as they've given you notice that they want you out.
Don't forget to do your change of adrees shit so you wont have to go back to pick up any mail.

Oh yeh and tell them calmly and politely what you think of them in a non threatening way.

[FROSTY:Me]

Much as you have the right to vent and be angry. Dude it just ain't worth the anger over.They think you did it and untill someone else gets caught theyll carry on thinking it. meanwile you hafta live there under that kinda tension.
Get into your new place so you can hassle us

[Indiana_Jones]

Take shits everywhere in the house and hide them (Vents, under sinks, attics etc)

Turn off the water mains the day you leave, and then turn it off once a month after you move out.

-Indy

[Leyton]

Take shits everywhere in the house and hide them (Vents, under sinks, attics etc)

Install a smoke alarm in a wall cavity or some place next to where they sleep and cant find it.. 3 months later.. the battery goes flat..

Beep......... Beeeep..... AHHHH F@#$#@$k!

Nah, move out without revenge :P I would not pay the last day if you have already paid a week in advance, assuming your up to 2 weeks in advance now. The worst they can do is retaliate like animals or go through the hassle of trying to legalise their notice :P

[Indiana_Jones]

Install a smoke alarm in a wall cavity or some place next to where they sleep and cant find it.. 3 months later.. the battery goes flat..

Beep......... Beeeep..... AHHHH F@#$#@$k!

A classic.

Also I suggest performing greasy Pablo's around the house. Also an upper decker.

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

Perhaps a sweaty Rodriguez too, but that'd be fairly obivous, if you're trying to be subtle that is.

-Indy

[Insanity_rules]

Tell them they can line up and give you a rusty trombone then you could give the bitch a one eyed pirate or even a Tony Danza!

For all of you who aren't familiar with these manouvers please PM me and I'll explain. Too R18 fo the open forum.

[Juzz976]

Yeh I wouldn't be doing anything that may land you with criminal charges.
They seem to be money motivated, making their next few power bills expensive till they figure out whats goin on is a pretty safe way.
a nicely flowing hot water cylinder does the trick and you dont want to damage the house as it doesn't belong to them anyways.

pour sugar down the air vents on their cars is great, set fan on high and everything gets sticky when they turn the ignition on.

barley sugar in the shower head if ya can fit one, makes towel stick or maybe visit pet store and buy them a breeding pair of mice.

Think about any consequences before taking action as they're not worth getting into shit over.

[neels]

If you've got somewhere to go, move out today.

Move all of your shit out before you tell them you're leaving.

If you have no agreement directly with the landlord, you are not a tenant and are not covered by the tenancy act.

If you have no written agreement with them then you have no rights, and also no obligations, so pay them nothing.

You could probably help yourself to a bottle of bourbon or whatever piss is in the fridge as you leave as a farewell present to yourself, how can they prove you didn't buy it.

They as tenants will be responsible for any damage that has been done to the property.

And make sure you let their insurance company know you suspect that they have jacked up the burglary themselves as a way to pinch your gear.

[Forest]

You might as well as be as much of a cock as you can be just to return the favour. Once you have moved out, place an ad in the local newspaper in the 'escorts' section advertising services as a gay hooker. Include the name of one of the tenants living at the address and the phone number. Then sit back and relax as they get calls from faggots wanting their services.

That's a nice idea, but to place an advertisement in the Adult Services section of a newspaper you generally have to provide proof of identity and pay by credit card.

[SMOKEU]

That's a nice idea, but to place an advertisement in the Adult Services section of a newspaper you generally have to provide proof of identity and pay by credit card.

Damn, I didn't know that. Oh well, that's the interesting fact for the day.