Bloody strippers caused the end of our annual work do's!
They undressed my boss (drunk) and covered him in shaving foam. Nothing dodgy happened, but he arrived home half dressed, paralytic, shaving foam in his ears and pockets stuffed with whore house discount vouchers!
Needless to say, that was the end of our annual work do's.
Bloody strippers!![]()
Nunquam Non Paratus
I see your point The Stranger.
Even those women that profess to be 'fine' with strippers seem to be hardwired into ignoring logic and succumbing to emotional dissonance. The emotional duality expressed by Trudes has been echoed by Mrs Sixpack. Eager to appease their men and appear modern and free thinking tacit acceptance is expressed when the stripper subject comes up. But like you The Stranger [and after some thought], I call bullshit; most chicks hold a quiet disdain for strippers and are completely incapable of divorcing emotion from the cognitive thinking process.
Bitches should be locked in the kitchen, and have their driving licences removed.![]()
My experiences on the subject...
WARNING - GRAPHIC
Went to Mermaids with my boyfriend few years ago, trying to be the cool open-minded girlfriend. We both found it pretty sad. There were two 70 year old men standing infront of the Mermaid tanks and one was tossing himself through his trouser pocketWas sitting at a table having a beer with my man and suddenly this naked chick comes up to me and rubs her groin across my knee. Was pretty gross. So I went to the bathroom and tried to wash it off. She obviously assumed I was gay/bi and was trying to get a tip, but I couldnt tell her to P.O coz I didn't want to hurt her feelings
Saw a strip show in upper hutt which was more like a live sex show, this blonde chick was using a candle on herself and then she dragged this guy up from the audience and dripped melted icecubes from herinto his mouth. I got my boyfriend a lapdance with an FHM pinup chick! W00t
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Twisting and turning your feelings are burning you're raping a squirrrrrelllll..............
I don't mind the looking, it's the paying to do so when he has a perfectly good set of boobies at home to look at, but even then it doesn't worry me too much, it's the more than just looking that I have issues with. I don't begrudge the net porn gazing either, that's what it's there for!![]()
Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?
Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...
No, really! I'm a good guy!
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