Strippers

[Foxzee]

Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?

Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...






No, really! I'm a good guy!

Ok....Mr Honest.............LOL

Ummmm...perhaps reply to one....do let us all know how that goes.......LOL

[SixPackBack]

Just a small question (not trying to raid/ destroy your thread 6PB)
You know those small ads on Classified area of daily papers, there are lots of phone numbers and little details about "escort" and "massages". Are they real or just a scam?

Honest, I'm a clean man. I'm just curious...






No, really! I'm a good guy!





Edit: SERIOUS! I don't do that shit.

Dunno!?.........I struggle to keep up with missus sixpack, besides the bitches should pay me for teh sexy awesomeness that is 'SixPackback'!

[gammaguy]

I was in a business trip in Hamburg and if you know Germany a little bit, Hamburg is where its at for red light district. I should really tell this story in a proper jucy way for full enjoyment but I can't be arsed plus I dont have enough free time.

Long story short, I got "conned" into going into the strip club by an old bouncer dude who offered me a "free" beer. I can honestly say that I am happy with my Mrs and I wasn't looking for any thing more than a bit of a perv maybe..

As soon as I got my free beer, an old looking skanky lady sat down next to me and asked me to buy her a drink. Then at the same moment, (it was timmed more accurately than a swiss clock) the waitress also looked at my face. So I was like.. uhhhh.. yea.... So the old skank got her little cocktail drink that she didn't even touch. Then I started talking to her to the best of my abilities in order to show respect and no sexual interest (no really, its the truth!). Eventually when she offered more, (strip, fuck, suck) I politely declined. Then she smiled and signaled her mates. The waitress came in again in a rude abrupt way and said "heres the bill!!". I looked at it with great astoundment and to my surprise, the beer was €5 and not free. The real surprise was that the drink I "bought" for the skank was €300!!! In any ones idea, that is big money. Heck, you could get an Ohlins steering damper for that easily in ebay!

Then I had to step my foot down and it was time for "no more Mr nice guy". I said, I ain't paying that for shit!, I will call my lawer, I will call the police, I will bring hell to you and turn this joint upside down etc etc. So I pretended to call the laywer and actually called my GF and asked her to call the police as a back up.

After intence negotiations and nasty threats, the bill for the cocktail came down to €50 from 300. The cops eventually turned up and they were surprised that I got away with paying so "less". Anywhoo, after the ordeal was over, I called the Mrs again to say its all over. To my "surprise" the real trouble was just about to start.

I got some pretty intense texts and phone calls etc for the next 3 days and then I, Mr. damage control specialist managed to bring order and harmoney back into it all.

Am I allowed to step into a strip club again with out the company of my Mrs or other good guy mates? NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I allowed to do it with mates or with her, I think so... So I am pretty lucky to have a highly understanding and open minded woman.

moral of the story:

if you dont fuck them,they fuck you

[scissorhands]

What you described occurs fairly often with badass people in strip clubs. Must have been pretty seedy where you were hanging, sounds like trippy junkie shit they were pulling.

Lucky you wernt drugged and awoke with one kidney. I was drugged twice in Bangkok but managed to be alright

[SixPackBack]

..............................Lucky you wernt drugged and awoke with one kidney. I was drugged twice in Bangkok but managed to be alright

Oh yeah heard this story before....this is where you wake up with a ladyboy??

[Fatt Max]

Mrs Max is cool with that finest of artistic professions, plus a lot of clubs give free piss to females.

I was on a stag do in London once, we eneded up in a really seedy club in the West End. We got a row of seats at the front and settled in for the entertainment.

So, out comes the girl and starts doing her thing until one of the lads on our group recognises her.....it was his fucking 17 year old kid sister......he dragged her off the stage and there was an almighty row with the bouncers...that was a right laugh....

....and yes, she was hot......I know that question may be asked....