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    Tut tut Bill

    'Not a good look' Bill. And no I'm not talking about your haircut.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/poli...voy-flouts-law



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    Pisses me off .. finally the general public have stopped using the parks so that us with cards can .. and dickheads like that go and use them .... it ain't even a long walk from the office!
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    Bill asked his driver to take him to Haight Ashbury.
    He was disappointed to find there were no Gays there like the other Haight Ashbury .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Bill asked his driver to take him to Haight Ashbury.
    He was disappointed to find there were no Gays there like the other Haight Ashbury .

    I think Bill might have been a hippy in earlier times and he now goes to get his short back and sides from a barbers named after the drug and drop out centre of America in the sixties.

    I wondered who payed for his hair cut. Us or Bill.


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    So he got the hair cut, But will he get a real Job!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    'Not a good look' Bill. And no I'm not talking about your haircut.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/poli...voy-flouts-law



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    Quote Originally Posted by Flatcap View Post
    Well if it wasn't for the radical lefty sandle-wearing commies he wouldn't need the Protection Squad
    Thats 'cause they are the only real threat to them....the rest are just sheep.
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    "couldn't walk ...because of a back injury". He'll be getting ACC for that, then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    "couldn't walk ...because of a back injury". He'll be getting ACC for that, then?
    I liked "couldn't attend parliament because of a back injury" too - too bad to sit in a chair all day but not too bad to sit in a Crown Limo and in a hairdresser's chair.
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    Did Bill English get a blow job with his haircut?

    Mrs Oakie and I were watching a story on TV1 News a short time ago about Bill English's driver being in trouble for parking oin a no parking zone while Bill got a haircut. We are both sure that the reporter said it happened "while Bill English got a $70 haircut and blow-job". Did anyone else hear this or are we wrong. I hope that he did say that otherwise I choked on my green curry for no reason. I would have thought $70 was a bit steep for a blow job ... although I suppose not bad if you get a haircut thrown in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Mrs Oakie and I were watching a story on TV1 News a short time ago about Bill English's driver being in trouble for parking oin a no parking zone while Bill got a haircut. We are both sure that the reporter said it happened "while Bill English got a $70 haircut and blow-job". Did anyone else hear this or are we wrong. I hope that he did say that otherwise I choked on my green curry for no reason. I would have thought $70 was a bit steep for a blow job ... although I suppose not bad if you get a haircut thrown in.
    For $70 you'd expect a blowjob as well wouldn't ya?
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