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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    And we could offer them a nice Rolex and a boner to go with it!
    So does that mean you wear your new rolex ON your boner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    So does that mean you wear your new rolex ON your boner?
    Never thought of that! Could be a good fashion statement! Thanks!
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    If your rolex is on your boner does that mean it has a minute hand as opposed to a minute hand?? (all in the way you pronounce it... )


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    I suppose you would have to pick the appropriate time and place to check the time.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    We all know that a lot of people have been taken in by email scams, many originating from West Africa. Well, finally someone is helping the victims. Here's the text of an email I just got. (I don't usually read emails with titles in ALL CAPS, but this one intrigued me.)


    This JERRY WHITE, CONSULAR, is obviously a good bloke. If you've been taken in by an email scam I suggest you contact him immediately.

    And then contact me, I know of a business opportunity that's too good to be true.
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