Hardcore Biker
Two months ago, on Memorial Avenue she was driving her red Celica thingy with the soft top. Eating her breakfast. Cereal out of a bowl, while driving. Last month she's out there again, with her coffee, at 08.30 AM. Not in a closed sipper or takeaway foam cup. She's got an open ceramic cup. Then today, there's a guy standing on the side of the road at 11.30 AM cleaning his teeth. WTF?
Anyone seen anything else weird?
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I hope Fatt Max doesn't see this thread.Originally Posted by toycollector10
Rider in training
You live in Christchurch huh.
Hardcore Biker
Well, you've got me there Katman. Is Fatt Max a moderator who doesn't like the word bastard or is the girlie in the Celica his missus? And yes, this madness goes on in Christchurch. But I laugh like hell when I see it. It brightens up my day no end.
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Forum whore
Fatt Maxx couldn't moderate his own bowel motions let alone an Internet forum.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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He'll most likely tell you about the time some asian dude shat in a helmet, or one of the other fucked up things he see's capable of the "crazy bastards out there" rating
Come warm yourself by the fire
saw a guy with no pants.......fucked the rest of my week up.
Fuck knows why? Sad thing was I had to do a double take to be sure - its like making sure the fire did it after you have already burnt ya hand.
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Forum whore
This isn't a "finding myself" thread
o.O
lady passed me on the left (single lane, about 50-100m away from where it goes to 2 lanes)
looked at her she was feeding herself strawberries or something... soo fricken close to me too..
is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?
Forum whore
Go search all the threads started by Fatt Max.
There's enough (tall) stories there to keep you occupied for a week.
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Correct JD, but lord know's I've tried mate.....
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Yes my friend, it's all out there if you look....
I have indeed witnessed a drunk aisian man take a dump into his cycle hat after running himself and his bicycle off the road at 6.00am.....
I've seen the man get his nose bitten off my a small dog....
I especially loved the guy and his little blond girlfriend ramming their convertible Audi into the back end of a ute filled with enormous Pacific Island peeps......
There is much more to see out there if you are lucky.......and it's all true.....apart from the man snog incident, I did tell a lie there....in reality, I think the bloke quite enjoyed it.
After all, it's the interweb, eh...a fucking huge playground for us all...
Stoke me a clipper!
Saw a lady eating a bowl of cereal waiting at the lights on the Pakuranga Highway
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Hardcore Biker
Jesus Max you're frightening me. I too was savaged on the nose by a dachshund. It was late and I had just come home from the aero club late on a Sunday night or I think maybe it was late on a Monday morning.
The dog is still with me in fact it's over on my f#cking chair right now the basterd!
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Moped rider
Saw a guy jump off a 5 storey roof once, all the way from the moment of the jump to the moment of the landing, did a little bounce as he landed, was the last thing that little fella ever did.
Saw a guy walk into the middle of the lane opposite me and run at an oncoming car once, the lady tried to stop but was one hell of an impact, that boy got some air.
Amazing what springs to mind eh
Seen some crazy shit, been to some crazy places, Life kinda seems more full that way.
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