Scrumpy hands

[gatch]

Scrumpy hands.. PAH, thats old hat chums.

The real man plays "freddy goon face".

Tape a goon bladder (wine) to your face, with the nozzle pointed at you mouth. Ensure the tape is about halfway down the bag, and that the tape goes around your head at just under eye level. SO you need to drink about half of it before the bag falls away enough for you to see what is in front of you. At which point you are going to be good and mullicked anyway.

Warning/disclaimer etc - you will probably only attempt this once. Don't blaim me if you get arrested when you decide its a good idea to take your goon bladder to town with you..

[munster]

sounds like the perfect opportunity to resurrect Spike Milligans wartime effort of the bicycle tube over your old fella and down the trouser leg. Worked quite well till one of his mates tied a knot in the end of it one night.