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    Hotel Call

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
    lonely so I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised
    in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on
    my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a
    lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves
    in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs . . .
    You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give
    her a call.

    "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give
    a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.
    No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and
    what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
    want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
    we'll do It. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
    tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap
    on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
    baby. Now, how does that sound?"

    And she replied "That sounds fantastic, but this is the front desk. For an
    outside line you need to press 9."
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    you've done that too?

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    Later an old wrinkley old woman knocks at your door....
    "hi im the girl from the front desk"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sir.pratt
    you've done that too?
    Actually.... no.
    I'd have to admit to being tempted, especially one year when I spent a total of 16 weeks in zadok's fair city. However, the nearest I got was inadvertantly overhearing some desperate character in the hotel room next door who was either watching porno with the TV too loud, or was enjoying Dial-a-Bonk room service. Either way, it was rather sleazy.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    lol thats gotta suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol thats gotta suck
    Probably part of the service...
    We all have our little obsessions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    Actually.... no.
    I'd have to admit to being tempted, especially one year when I spent a total of 16 weeks in zadok's fair city. However, the nearest I got was inadvertantly overhearing some desperate character in the hotel room next door who was either watching porno with the TV too loud, or was enjoying Dial-a-Bonk room service. Either way, it was rather sleazy.
    So you've stayed at the old Waterloo before it closed down too?
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    Motel guest....

    Motel guest....


    A man checked into a motel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so

    he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone

    books under 'Escorts and Massages'.


    He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself

    Erotica, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the

    right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long

    graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.... So he's in his room

    and figures, what the hell.....and gives her a call.


    'Hello?' the woman says. God she sounded sexy!


    'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my

    room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in

    town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want

    it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You

    name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in

    your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover

    me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.......anything you want baby.

    Now, how does that sound?'


    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to

    dial 9'.
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