God and Eve

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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

'So, how is everything going?' enquired God.

'It's all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,' reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that, since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced,' as she put it.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, ' But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, ' But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me.. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see.............where did I put that useless tit?

Now doesn't T H A T make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

[Her_C4]

Excellent:-)

[phaedrus]

bwahahaha

[Robbo]

EVE'S
SIDE OF THE STORY



After three weeks in the Garden of Eden,
God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.


"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem.



It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."


And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".


"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away."


And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.


Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden .


" Well, Eve, how is My favourite creation?"


"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
useless Tit?"

[Marmoot]

EVE'S
SIDE OF THE STORY



After three weeks in the Garden of Eden,
God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.


"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem.



It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."


And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".


"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away."


And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.


Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden .


" Well, Eve, how is My favourite creation?"


"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
useless Tit?"
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[Bren]

Oh ya got it SO WRONG.....God created Man first....The woman was an afterthought to keep the kitchen tidy!!!

²⁶ Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, over all^[b] the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” ²⁷ So God created man in His own image

[pete376403]

At least this never happened...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms

[Mikkel]

First god create Adam.

With time Adam grew quiet and complacent, so god asked his what was the matter.

Adam expressed that he felt a certain envy when considering the animals in the garden, how they all had a companion with whom to share their days, that he felt lonely...

So god said unto him: "I can make you a worthy companion, a creature with physical and mental abilities to match your own, she will be you equal in all things and shall prove your worthy companion in all things. However, it will cost you an arm and a leg."

For a long time Adam pondered the offer - finally he said: "What can I get for a rib?"