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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Hey, old nana my arse, there can only be one of us, this town aint big enough for two, pistols at dawn!!....
    Leave my missus out of it aye

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post

    A mark made against one's record for a fault or for misconduct.[/I]
    I knew a Mark like that once.....
    Onya for being a clean slate badass biker yet again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Qkkid View Post
    Leave my missus out of it aye
    Though she was a cap gun?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    A baseless and besmirching notation made against the computer record and character of innocent Kiwibikers that are totally misunderstood by the Police after not accepting the fact that being a KBer renders us immune to the other immutable laws of physics whereupon we can speed and corner with impunity!

    (how'd I do?)
    Hmmm...not bad. But I have to admit to not being so innocent with my last rather large ticket.

    As for being immune...hmmmm. Let the KB masses spout forth as they usually do...uninformed with fury

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post

    As for being immune...hmmmm. Let the KB masses spout forth as they usually do...uninformed with fury
    You are the Teflon Duck aintcha?.....

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    Blah

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    You are the Teflon Duck aintcha?.....
    Water off a...?

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    What's a demerit? I've never had one obviously I'm speeding in the wrong areas
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Water off a...?
    ducks ass....go on say it if you are brave enough.

    Oh look SKYs back. Its stopped raining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    ... obviously I'm speeding...
    I just did the wee wee's!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    I just did wee wee's!
    ....and tomorrow I bet you will do poo poos. Now you are a big boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    I just did the wee wee's!
    Hey I did 101kph indicated the other day...and that was on my pushie!
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    I don't understand why people seem to get so many demerits. I enjoy riding/driving very fast and I've never had any demerits. Just don't do illegal stuff in front of cops. It's not that hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Hey I did 101kph indicated the other day...and that was on my pushie!
    What speed on a pushie starts reaching "dangerous use" territory - or is that only for motorised modes?
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    Good on ya MadDuck. But forget the demerits, the plus side is your more likely to stay among the living riding like a nana - I don't want to see another biker RIP thread this year.

    Why don't you come along to an AMCC track day? Loads of fun. Safe place to get rid of the need for speed, and their are instructors to help you improve your riding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    What's a demerit?
    An infraction in meatspace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Still not getting. Who gives out these infractions?
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