Speights Mate

[one fast tl1ooo]

Subject: Speights Mate


A New Zealander is travelling around the Greek Island.


He walks into a bar and orders a Speights from the New Zealand Barmaid.

As she takes his order, she notices his accent and over the course of the evening they get chatting.

At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his hotel.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.

As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Speights and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if
she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights.

On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Speights but goes and sits in the corner.. The barmaid
thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him.. So she goes over and
sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in New Zealand .
"Alexandra", he tells her.

"So am I. What area?" she enquires.

"Bridge Hill" he replies.

"That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what Street?"

" O'Neill Crescent " he replies.

"This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering; "What number?"

"Number 20", he replies.

She is totally astonished.

"You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"



HE WHO DRINKS SPEIGHTS, THINKS SPEIGHTS.

[zahria]

Good on ya mate.

[Trudes]

She doesn't drink Speights but.
That's a good one!!

[SPman]

First time I heard this, many years ago, it was a Melbourne barmaid from Toorak....still good though

[BikerDazz]

great joke
Haven't heard that one before - I should be able to get a bit of milage out of it...

[Zuki lover]

he he he he .. got to try this

[cc rider]

"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"

..... so, is that in Euros or NZ$?







..... and how she gonna pay dad back

[LBD]

And when I walked into a bar in Te Anau, and the barmaid asked what I would like I said....Just a Speights thanks...

She leveled a steely cold stare .....ITS NOT JUST A SPEIGHTS!!!!!!

[shafty]

And when I walked into a bar in Te Anau, and the barmaid asked what I would like I said....Just a Speights thanks...

She leveled a steely cold stare .....ITS NOT JUST A SPEIGHTS!!!!!!

Brilliant come-back!

[one fast tl1ooo]

bump bump bump

[crazyhorse]

On ya mate [giggle giggle]