I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.
A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory
I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
Tasmania :
Two million people,
Fifteen last names.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol..
Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU. 
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very amusing... now lets all go ride.
Originally Posted by Toaster
Rugby - A Hooligans Game played by Gentlemen. 
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