Hi all (Mrs Max)

**yungatart** · 7th December 2009, 18:38

Ooooh...he's sooo gonna be in trouble now!
Good on you, Mrs M....if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I say!
(Makes it much easier to beat them then!)

Oh, and welcome!

**MadDuck** · 7th December 2009, 18:41

Originally Posted by Mrs Max

If it gets too much I'll smother his sammies in wasabi like I did the other day, his head went as red as a beetroot, great fun

I like your style! Welcome Mrs M

**Mrs Max** · 7th December 2009, 18:51

Bloody hell!!!!'
What kind of gobby shite has that man of mine been posting on here!!!???
He's away tonight doing some music with a few people so I have the place to myself. Reckon I've joined up at the right time.
How about quit pro quo, you tell me things, I tell you things lol!!!

**Mrs Max** · 7th December 2009, 18:57

I do know he saw some drunk guy on a bike having a poo into his cycle hat. There was a bloke he kissed during a fight he had somewhere over some girl on a scooter and the filthy bastard shat in one of my slippers one night. I think he posted all that on here before. I was with him the night he took all his clothes off and ran down Ponsonby Road for a $20 bet with a transvestite we met in a bar (dont think he ever got the money) and I did arrange for a 160kg Jamaican woman to strip him bare, cover him in banana cream and lick it off at his 30th bithday. She was a big unit, her name was Dolly.

**Maha** · 7th December 2009, 21:00

Did he tell you about the awesome guy he was talking to in the public toilets at Misson Bay a few weeks ago?

**Mrs Max** · 7th December 2009, 21:03

Originally Posted by Maha

Did he tell you about the awesome guy he was talking to in the public toilets at Misson Bay a few weeks ago?

lol, dont need three guesses for that one. Yes, heard all about you guys

**Maha** · 7th December 2009, 21:07

Originally Posted by Mrs Max

lol, dont need three guesses for that one. Yes, heard all about you guys

Please tell me he didnt say ''I met Maha in the toilets''?......

**MadDuck** · 7th December 2009, 21:12

Originally Posted by Mrs Max

Yes, heard all about you guys

Got to watch them dodgy biker types hanging around public toilet blocks

**McJim** · 7th December 2009, 21:15

Tell Max he's a Pom.

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**Mrs Max** · 7th December 2009, 21:16

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Got to watch them dodgy biker types hanging around public toilet blocks

Explains a few unanswerd questions about him lol

**_STAIN_** · 7th December 2009, 21:23

Welcome Mrs Max, are you here to double our laughs

**Insanity_rules** · 8th December 2009, 11:03

Originally Posted by Mrs Max

He made me do it, he made me do it

That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

Looking forward to chewing the fat

That sounds rude, eh

Ello ello ello! nice to meet you, to meet you nice! If ya chew just don't use ya teeth too much, that hurts.

Originally Posted by Maha

Please tell me he didnt say ''I met Maha in the toilets''?......

Ere you cheatin on me?

Originally Posted by McJim

Tell Max he's a Pom.

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Obvious statement of the week goes to........