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  1. 8th December 2009, 18:08 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    . If it gets too much I'll smother his sammies in wasabi like I did the other day, his head went as red as a beetroot, great fun
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  2. 8th December 2009, 18:33 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    That sounds rude, eh
    You're gonna fit right in!! Welcome!!
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  3. 8th December 2009, 20:50 #33
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    Welcome to the darkside Mrs Max

    Your hubby is one of the funniest people ever....Glad you finally got here too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Mark my words Mark there are so many Marks on this site Mark its difficult to know who's who at times...
    Well you know Mark marks the spot right Mark?
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    Any chance of a pic of Max on his 50cc?
    I can't believe it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    I did arrange for a 160kg Jamaican woman to strip him bare, cover him in banana cream and lick it off at his 30th bithday. She was a big unit, her name was Dolly.
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    sigh, people with big mouths on here are always the ones with little or no skill.
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    Welcome , Mrs Max.
    You and Mr Fat are lucky. My wife complains about any time I spend on KB (and so does my boss - cheeky bastid said "there's been complaints" about it, and I think he wanted to fire me (he's in a meeting right now, so I should be OK... )

    Anyway, hope you have lotsa fun.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    I was with him the night he took all his clothes off and ran down Ponsonby Road for a $20 bet with a transvestite we met in a bar (dont think he ever got the money).
    You just can't trust cheap hookers and trannies these days...

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    Welcome Mrs M,
    Might be a good idea to wash the curtains on his side of the bed.
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    Good grief. two Maxs (Max-i??)

    Is KB ready? Guess we'll find out.

    Welcome to the site. Please keep you hands in the carriage at all times and don't feed the trolls.
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  11. 13th December 2009, 10:08 #41
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    Welcome Mrs Max,
    Did FM ever find the marquee he was looking at ?? We talked about wet weather gear awhile ago, .... and he never did say if he got something in his size .... ??

    And don't believe all the stuff people say about FM ... most of the stuff he talks about isn't actually that serious .... in fact he has a tendency to see the ludicrous in nearly everything ..... and we are starting to have difficulty taking what he has to say .... seriously

    I don't suppose you have a proclivity to discourse/intercourse ... in any other manner ..... ? like do ya talk toffee like Fatt, or are you more down to erf like da rest of us is ... ? No wot i mean ?
    Wotcha Mrs M.
    You're going to fit in just fine !!
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