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    Talking Frozen carburettor

    On a bitterly cold winter's day several weeks ago on the Desert Rd a NZ Police Constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

    "What's the matter?" asked the constable...
    "Carburettor's frozen," was the terse reply.
    "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
    "Can't."
    "OK, watch me and I will show you."

    The constable lubricated the carburettor as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the Waiouru office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider. It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ......"
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    Youre Funny!
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    Has your dad still got the letter?
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    Haha crack up!!

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    well done
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    Actually I can't take the credit, it was sent to me in an email. Blardy funny though eh!
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    Hahaha, a gem.....
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