View Poll Results: Should women stay in the kitchen and off their PC's?

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Thread: What has happened to people's sense of humour?

  1. #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    You have mastered the dressing of a hook?...
    I prefer to use only the finest of what ever trolls eat..

    Kids ?
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    To quote a line from blazing saddles .. "Where all dem white wimmen at?"
    They be in the kitchen
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    Yes, we should be in the kitchen, and let me tell you why:

    1. We are near the fridge, which means...
    2. We are near the piss
    3. The guys are talking bollocks out ny the bar B, so we dont have to listen
    4. All the sensitive and hunky men hang out in the kitchen
    5. The kitchen is nearer the bedroom so if you hook up with a hunky sensitive guy, you can dissappear upstairs and no-one will know
    6. Men belong outside, nuff said
    This all sounds very harsh but it's big picture stuff really, all good fun PMSL..!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I Googled 'piss-taking' and apparently it's called a "Golden Shower'.
    You realise that you need to turn the safe search back on, before admitting to that aye?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Women can breed without you males. you are only here to entertain us
    I didn't get that memo... I'm here to entertain myself
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Well you have officially scared me off.

    Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

    If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

    This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

    What a shit world.
    Hey I'm all for bra-burning. I'd prefer it if girls didn't wear them...............................

    Quote 16th November..

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Perhaps I'm projecting my own female insecurities a wee bit
    And maybe you've done it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Ah but as a "bloke pretending to be a chick" what would I know about that kind of thing...
    We all love you hels and, if you were a guy, half the clowns on here would turn ghey (well, gheyer anyway) for a chance to go out with you (not me of course, I'm old and still carrying a torch for freddie mercury). That mal's a lucky boy..

    and when are you buying the coffee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Thanks for proving my equation; People = shit

    I'm now going to live underground until I turn green like a Fritzel child. I will resurface in 2050 as Mad May Hem the biker granny from Hell to take my revenge on the world.



    See you then.
    Big words from someone that 'hates' fleetwood mac and yet does not know who Peter Green is... You need to relax more, let Hels take you out for a beer... (your round btw)

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    I a man in uniform - especially the Navy one.
    Seaman are good for you.............
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Seaman are good for you.............
    You reckon??

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Well you have officially scared me off.

    Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

    If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

    This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

    What a shit world.

    A world with no humour............ THAT WOULD BE SHIT!
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    You reckon??
    Yes, They help your digestive system!
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    welcome to kb, this is just how we roll, have a try, im a 24yr old engineering student who rides a honda, also slightly balding, take a shot if it makes you feel better
    was BB parked next to a honda hmmm yup young still has some hair, but you forgot to mention a bit on the shy side (except behind the keyboard) but all good at least you get out & meet others, along with putting your time & talents to good use for the ACC cause .. BTW you do not have time to post in meaningless threads

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Well you have officially scared me off.

    Men think its funny to belittle women and women laugh it off.

    If I disagree, I'm just a bra-burning bitch with an attitude problem.

    This is the world that I live in. This is the world your kids are going to live in.

    What a shit world.
    listen up chick if your scared off

    men/woman belittle each other all the time so farken what, if you actually came out from behind the keyboard you would find an extremely diverse group of individuals with a common of bikes, that mostly breaks down all barriers. We actually tend to meet each other & then take the piss 24/7.

    your not a bitch, you do not have the credentials yet the BRU crew in here are total bytches with a ton of attitude and man bitches just can not match us (as much as they try)

    Lets face it the world is a pretty shit place and not because of KB, but that is up to each family to instill values & ethics to their children .. & there has been plenty of proud parents on kb who share their kids highlights they seem pretty well adjusted from what I see

    the world is what you make it .. yup it can be pretty shitty at times, and it can pull you down, its not fair but its definately what you make it. If your that sensitive about things you could sell the pc, close the curtains and live in your 4 walls, you may be safe but your missing out on experiencing the love n hurts of life


    just for your info st8 is one switched on chick (most of the time ) she lives in the real world, has jumped out of her comfort zone more often than not and experiences life all good & bad the ups & downs .. and we all her. The fact she can laugh at herself, take the piss and dish it back speaks volumes of her personality .. and at least she has one !!
    Have to Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !!

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    cheeky! haha

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    See, women being chained in the kitchen doesn't HAVE to be a bad thing, it can in fact be rather appealing...

    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Tap N gap baby!

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    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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