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    If I was Tiger Woods

    Amazing that there is no evidence of what Tiger did...it's becoming a joke with the number of mistresses...does anyone smell a tabloid at work here.

    Geeze all he did was crash his car..maybe he did have a domestic..so what...maybe they ran out of milk and popping down to the 7 Eleven...

    If I was Tiger..regardless of what the truth is I have a personal fortune of US$500 million I would give the world the finger and retire...

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    If I was Tiger woods and I had a personal fortune of $500 million - I would have been fucking a lot more porn stars.

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    The real question is did he root his wife's twin sister...?
    Where's that fucking spanner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgliHonda View Post
    The real question is did he root his wife's twin sister...?
    I'd tap it.

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    Must have had a boring life if he was hellbent on having it all collapse around him.

    What an egg.

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    you forgot the 'e'?

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    I can never understand why people in his situation get mmarried so young...
    screw around enjoy life,theres plenty of time for a ball and chain later

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    Quote Originally Posted by marioc View Post
    I can never understand why people in his situation get mmarried so young...
    screw around enjoy life,theres plenty of time for a ball and chain later
    you have seen his wife yes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    you have seen his wife yes?
    When you have $500 million you find that almost all women you meet look like that (or better).

    Ever seen a rich guy with a pig?

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    exactly he could be screwing 10 just like her
    Anyway I think shes looks like an albino

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    he's a bloke...we all know it's hard for them to keep it too themselves. i feel sorry for him, all those gorgeous women that took advantage of him. They were only using him.....how sad that he fell for that. Must have some low self esteem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Must have some low self esteem.
    I'd say it was arrogance and lack of respect.

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    Tiger Woods reminds me of this.

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    at least he was consistent on and off course....

    birdies....

    hole in one.....

    whats the problem?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    If I was Tiger woods and I had a personal fortune of $500 million - I would have been fucking a lot more porn stars.
    Yep. And I sure as fucking hell wouldn't be caught dead in a Cadillac Escalade - for crying out loud.


    I don't really get the heavy media coverage. If it was some random guy no one had heard of before it would be a non-issue. It still is a non-issue and most definitely not anyone's business either - besides Mr. Woods and his family.
    Fuck it, he's a golfer - some would say the best - in which way is marital infidelity relevant in that context? Oh that's right, not at all!

    And for all we know, all of these media whores could just be making shit up in order to ride the wave. I know i know... that has never happened before, especially not in America.
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