If I was Tiger Woods

**HenryDorsetCase** · 11th December 2009, 09:02

Originally Posted by vifferman

Wol, that's jest fekt, but prolly troooooo....

Blardy hypocritical bible-bashing Mrkns. He's just doing what most red-blooded horndogs'd do iffen they had the opportunity. But the silly fecker got caught.

The thing that makes it funny is that his arrogance in the way he has handled it has been hilarious. Like he couldnt have handled it worse if he wanted to. Plus he has always played that "nice Christian boy, family values" bullshit.

Its the hypocrisy. Which makes it hilarious. Dorking any blonde who is up for it is perfectly fine (and who wouldnt, given the moist minges that are floating around even in the staid world of pro golf) but doing that, while married and pretending to be the great family man is bullshit, and its landed on his head. Along with a few smacks from a 9 iron, it appears.

**ynot slow** · 12th December 2009, 18:27

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

The thing that makes it funny is that his arrogance in the way he has handled it has been hilarious. Like he couldnt have handled it worse if he wanted to. Plus he has always played that "nice Christian boy, family values" bullshit.

Its the hypocrisy. Which makes it hilarious. Dorking any blonde who is up for it is perfectly fine (and who wouldnt, given the moist minges that are floating around even in the staid world of pro golf) but doing that, while married and pretending to be the great family man is bullshit, and its landed on his head. Along with a few smacks from a 9 iron, it appears.

And his main money people(nike etc are standing by him),but wait till he stops playing the tv ratings will drop dramatically hurting the networks etc,when he doesn't play as per last season.Him playing means viewer audiences are about twice when he plays as against when he's injured and not playing.

Perhaps Steve Williams will invite both him and her to race this year at Huntly speedway,make a brilliant teams stockcar event.

**Paul in NZ** · 13th December 2009, 07:38

If I was Tiger I'd get Snoop Dog to defend me musically...

**mynameis** · 14th December 2009, 00:05

Nope.

He's the world's first billion dollar sports person. No other man in any other sport has ever hit the billion dollar mark.

He's the most marketable person in the world.

He has built multi million dollar industry through his brand name Tiger Woods through Nike Golf.

Earns over 100 mill a year just through sponsorships and endorsements let alone the earnings from wins, golf course developments, investments, appearance fees ect…

He has confessed to “personal sins” “transgressions” and “infidelities” so there’s no doubt he cheated.

Whether it was with the 11 women that’s out there in the media or more or less.

I personally think he has probably fucked more than 50 women during his marriage, shame he had his cock up someone else when his wife was carrying their kids.

**mynameis** · 15th December 2009, 11:27

Wonder if the miss use is gonna stay now. Doubt it, take the money and run.

**awayatc** · 15th December 2009, 11:32

heard "energiser" and "poweraide" negotiating sponsorship deals.......

What is the difference between father Xmas and Tiger in the Woods...?

Father Xmas only does 3 Ho's......

**ManDownUnder** · 15th December 2009, 11:36

... so how about an interesting angle to the topic.

Why did he do it? Seriously... why?

**avgas** · 15th December 2009, 11:38

Tiger Woods
Player of the Year

**mynameis** · 15th December 2009, 11:57

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

... so how about an interesting angle to the topic.

Why did he do it? Seriously... why?

Come on, he wouldn't have if he was gay. Veracious appetite for sex according to one of the bitches. Couldn't help himself. Sex addict maybe.

What can you do in a case like that? Open relationship?

Originally Posted by avgas

Tiger Woods
Player of the Year

LOl.

**ManDownUnder** · 15th December 2009, 12:02

Originally Posted by mynameis

Come on, he wouldn't have if he was gay. Veracious appetite for sex according to one of the bitches. Couldn't help himself.

Sex addict maybe.

What can you do in a case like that? Open relationship?

I'm shocked... a sensible answer ... on KB???

Dear lord man... you don't fit in...

**mynameis** · 15th December 2009, 13:19

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

I'm shocked... a sensible answer ... on KB???

Dear lord man... you don't fit in...

Poor thing I feel for him at the same time 0oh no you nordie nordie boy Tiger !

Now there are talks about the miss use wanting a divorce coz Tiger has had willy up too many verjayjus.

**mynameis** · 15th December 2009, 13:21

Apparently each slut cost US $15,000 per month to keep their mouse shuts and avoid da media.

US $170 k a year to shag him, not too bad aye.

**crazyhorse** · 18th December 2009, 13:23

T' was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her new prenup made Christmas come early this year.