Pet peeves

**Genie** · 23rd December 2009, 17:59

don't know if it is a hair....or something else. He says it keeps cumming back!!!!!!

oops...me bad

**Maha** · 23rd December 2009, 18:29

Originally Posted by Number One

rouge? Is it red?! That would be funny as fark

Sure take this piss, I ment um, um, out of the blue thingy....

**rustic101** · 23rd December 2009, 19:29

do not say hi, or even acknowledge you back when you greet them passing in the street..

Limp wristed handshakes

Indecisive people

People who leave equests to the last minute then expect you to rush to get 'their work done'.

**Scotty595** · 24th December 2009, 18:41

Takeaway places (BK etc) who "can't add extra mushroom sauce because its not in the system"

**peasea** · 24th December 2009, 20:34

Originally Posted by rustic101

...Limp wristed handshakes...

Erhum!
I have an old injury to my right hand (no, I didn't get it that way....) and when big buggers squeeze my hand in a handshake it fuckin' hurts! Just as well we don't normally shake with the left coz I have two injuries on that hand!

Either way, I'm

**Genie** · 25th December 2009, 06:39

Originally Posted by peasea

Erhum!
I have an old injury to my right hand (no, I didn't get it that way....) and when big buggers squeeze my hand in a handshake it fuckin' hurts! Just as well we don't normally shake with the left coz I have two injuries on that hand!

Either way, I'm

A lesson to be learnt, we shouldn't assume anything about anybody as we have no idea where they come from, your limp handshake is not because you're a pussy but because you're a wanker (Yeah i know you didn't get it that way) Merry Christmas Gospel Singer LOL

**ynot slow** · 25th December 2009, 08:34

Having to shift seat in car back,adjust mirrors,paying her parking tickets,speed camera(last 2 mine doh)fines as car in my name only.

After saying NO PRESENTS for each other she buys me a couple,so now I have to go shopping asap.

Paying for her brazilian and not being able to watch.

Cyber sex,bloody hard to clean keyboard after.

**Genie** · 25th December 2009, 17:20

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Having to shift seat in car back,adjust mirrors,paying her parking tickets,speed camera(last 2 mine doh)fines as car in my name only.

After saying NO PRESENTS for each other she buys me a couple,so now I have to go shopping asap.

Paying for her brazilian and not being able to watch.

Cyber sex,bloody hard to clean keyboard after.

Cleaning the keyboard,

just buy a new one or even better, have 'real' sex!

**Virago** · 25th December 2009, 17:23

Originally Posted by Genie

Cleaning the keyboard,

just buy a new one...

Chuck it in the dishwasher.

Srsly.

**ynot slow** · 25th December 2009, 20:20

Originally Posted by Virago

Chuck it in the dishwasher.

Srsly.

Similar comment I made at an erotica weekend,saw all the glass dildos and commented
"be a bugger if ya had them in dishwasher and nana put plates in on xmas" saleslady nearly pissed herself.

**kiwirach83** · 25th December 2009, 21:49

I hate:

Reality TV, people who pronounce "wh" as "hwh", ignorant people, cake-faced whores, old women that reek of perfume, old men that dye their hair, "faded" jeans with white ass patches, religious fanatics, "The Secret", bald men in sports cars, boy racers, girl racers, telemarketers, Jehovahs Witnesses, GreenPeace street recruiters, hugely fat people with fat kids, ques, co-workers that smell bad, mundane office jobs, cricket commentry turned up loud at the pub, people who chew with their goddamn mouth open, people who smoke near me, chewing gum on my shoe or on my seat, people with loud ipods on the train, hip hop culture, dance clubs, taggers, road cyclists in ass defining lycra shorts, slow drivers, fast drivers, skanks in tight pants, sleazy guys in buttoned down chest-hair displaying satin shirts, mens moisturizer and cleanser, nail salons with nail "technicians", metrosexuality, men with a mid-life crisis who cheat on their wives, women with a mid life crisis who cheat on their husbands, supermarket music, gambling, smoking, littering, spit next to train station seats, people who talk loudly on their cellphone in public, pidgeon shit on park benches, those pull-tabs you get on ginger beer bottles, low rider cars doing circuits with techno dance party music blasting, goths, emos, wiggas, sluts, flamboyant gay people, misandrist lesbians, homewreckers, smelly taxi drivers, rude bus drivers, terrorists, con artists, snobs, hipsters, punks, fauxhawks, corporate dreadlocks, boat shoes, Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia, people who don't like cats, the mega-rich, James Bond, Indiana Jones, Hentai, anime, Dragon BallZ, basically any music with female vocals, Bret Michaels and that bullshit sick inducing crapfest show of his, Brooke Fraser and her big teethy mouth, P addicts, public toilets, myspace kids, Lindsay Hohan, Britney Shears and any other melodramatic mental case attention-whoring hollywood slutbag, too proud black people (Just the proud ones, not all black people) immigrants, outsourced indians on the HP helpdesk in Dubai, waiting on hold on the phone line, mega-breeders and their hyperactive kids, breastfeeding in public, promise breaking politicians who are full of shit, marketers, tomatoes, asparagus, dogshit,

But most of all FLEETWOOD MAC

fuck it i'm going to bed. Merry Christmas.