The magic is in the rubbing.
hmmmm.....oh dear.....another freak like me.Originally Posted by Mom
Well there was a time that we used to play swap the toilet roll over at every visit to the little room, in the end I rolled over so to speak
What he neglected to mention is that the shirts all have to be facing the same way too
The order the clothes hang in as well, dresses, skirts, jeans, then necklaces, halter tops, summer tops, warmer tops, long sleeved tops, jackets.....hmm and they are all in their colours.
Mad nagging bitch!
Another involving the little room...boys who miss the bowl, pee all over the floor, which I then walk in, with my bare feet!!! Gross...
(And, yes, the loo paper has to oll over the top, too)
A badly made bed...the wrinkles must be smoothed out, FFS
Telemarketers.
People who chew with their mouth open....
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Mainlander in Exile
I had a rantHAHA my mum would say "bobby pins in the washing mashine!! my daughter leaves them in her pocket and I have to pull the washing mashine apart to get them out!!"and showed my girls how to unblock the pump, then told them it was their problem from now on I wasn't doing it again.
Since then not one blockage. Should have done it years ago.
On the toilet seat thing, I told my wife if she leaves the car seat forward (so I crutch myself on the steering wheel trying to get in), I'd leave the toilet seat up. Now I don't drive much anyway so I don't care, but 20 years out numbered by girls in the house I have got into the habit of putting the seat down anyway.
Soccer - A Gentlemans game played by Hooligans.Rugby - A Hooligans Game played by Gentlemen.
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Bloody Ameicana. And the dorks who place lights on trees and think this improves the tree. Another American idea that seems to be catching on with councils. They need a lesson on lighting up trees from the New Plymouth Council. They do a great light show at Christmas time. Worth a a visit just to see.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
NEDWN VIII
My halter tops go in the draw.
Its mathmatically proven that you save 6% on every bog roll by using the roll over technique (you use more being a wall roller)Why do people get so funny about toilet rolls?
I still say it's easier just to hold the end, throw the roll at the wall, catch on return and you have just the right amount. Great for the cricket reflex's!
Conform is the word Pussy...I think 'the law' is a bit OTT of a term to use but you get my dift...
NEDWN VIII
Farting in your friends direction is ok with you then?
Mad nagging bitch!
Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!
A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
sem fiddy pilot
They only smell for the benefit of the deaf....Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!
A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing
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The magic is in the rubbing.
i'd much rather the root thanks, glad you said almost!!Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!
A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing
though i don't see any comparsion between the two.
Mad nagging bitch!
Both, if done correctly, can be immensely satisfying, don't you think? Both leave you with that warm glow....
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
OWNED!
O no and a new twist begins.........LOL
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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Yeah, but what about fart poachers?Farting, when done properly, is an art!
I'm all for a good fart...almost as good as a ROOT!
A fart shared with a good friend is a wondrous thing
You know, when you do a goody in an enclosed space, quietly snigger and enjoy before it hits everyone else. Then after the hit, some prick claims the fart as theirs and you're left wondering if you've been sitting there enjoying your fart or theirs
Pussy's a pilot, so he'll understand!
Nunquam Non Paratus
Mad nagging bitch!
Fart poachers? Never heard of 'em...I must move in classier circles than you....none of my friends/associates would dare claim one of mine as theirs, although I do get blamed quite regularly when I am innocentYeah, but what about fart poachers?
You know, when you do a goody in an enclosed space, quietly snigger and enjoy before it hits everyone else. Then after the hit, some prick claims the fart as theirs and you're left wondering if you've been sitting there enjoying your fart or theirs
Pussy's a pilot, so he'll understand!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
sem fiddy pilot
Sadly, the smell of Jet-A1 in the cockpit masks what could have been some rippers!Pussy's a pilot, so he'll understand!
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Yeah I hate that as well mate,
Your missus has walked in on me a few times while I've been having a Sherman in your en suite, fecking annoying
Feel for you bro', cuddles here whenever you need them
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