Pet peeves

**Dean** · 13th December 2009, 18:51

Having to pay a grand in repairs for sprockets, rear tyre, chain, rear brake pad, disc.

Watching mates and others go out on their bikes while I stay inside temporarily without a bike thinking "I wish I was out with them today"

Travelling very far for job interviews then find out I didnt get the position.

Real dad always talks to me about his latest "sex escapades or records he set" when he picks me up in his Hilux. And inviting me to the pub to meet all the "women that keep him in Hellensville". Having to listen to the women tell me "Bill's a great, amazing man".

Sounds kinda funny though doesent it lol he's like NZ's younger Hugh Heffner. Oh and Peasea - He's buying a Harley. ^7^

**gatch** · 13th December 2009, 18:53

Originally Posted by Trudes

SO so so many things piss me off. People who use the last of the shit paper and don't replace, piles of books, papers, clothes and other shit that have a place to go but get piled in a corner or on a bench or somewhere. Just general inconsiderance from others and people who can never admit they're wrong about something, even when you know they know they are wrong but continue to argue that they are right, ignorant fucktards! *breathe*

Sounds like my flatmate, I'd choke him out if he wasn't 6'4" and 95kg..

**Insanity_rules** · 13th December 2009, 18:59

Things that piss me off.....

Clowns
Grape Jelly
Cheap tissue boxes
Speed Camera's
The Moon
Purple
Wine coolers
Romania
Bike shorts
Christmas Deco's in October
Celine Dion
Telemarketers
Lime cordial
The number 11
Estonian food
Boy Leg undies (On women)
Genesis energy
Shaving my back
Toyota vans with curtains
Being T-bagged when you pass out at a party
Blue toilet paper
Gas central heating
The Tainuia Tavern
Evan Morris
Scientology
Grimace
Turkey Gravy
Dull knives
Animal cruelty

And

Prince Charles

**Trudes** · 13th December 2009, 19:42

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Things that piss me off.....

Toyota vans with curtains

Ahh the Samoan Sleepout.

**Foxzee** · 13th December 2009, 19:45

MEN...where has their logic gone..........

**Insanity_rules** · 13th December 2009, 19:49

Originally Posted by Foxzee

MEN...where has their logic gone..........

Logic? We are perfectly logical. We just like driving women up the wall.

**Foxzee** · 13th December 2009, 19:55

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Logic? We are perfectly logical. We just like driving women up the wall.

You have gone to far I'm past the wall...get me of the farken roof!!!!!!!

LOL......

**Insanity_rules** · 13th December 2009, 19:56

Originally Posted by Foxzee

You have gone to far I'm past the wall...get me of the farken roof!!!!!!!

LOL......

Do ya need a hug mate? There must be a story that goes with this peeve so cummon, spill.

**roadracingoldfart** · 13th December 2009, 20:11

I hate ......

Bloody Tampon ads during dinner. i needed to see that, thanks
The apprentice wearing his pants down so low his boxers show. bloody ass crack at its worst
People that call you and say "guess what happened to me today " . i hate guessing games
Quotes like "New and Improved" thats just silly
Names like "the Otaki Maori Racing Club " . do they really race Maoris?

.

**roadracingoldfart** · 13th December 2009, 20:13

Originally Posted by Foxzee

MEN...where has their logic gone..........

Some friggen bitch stole it from us most likely..

**rustic101** · 13th December 2009, 20:15

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Things that piss me off.....

Clowns
Grape Jelly
Cheap tissue boxes
Speed Camera's
The Moon
Purple
Wine coolers
Romania
Bike shorts
Christmas Deco's in October
Celine Dion
Telemarketers
Lime cordial
The number 11
Estonian food
Boy Leg undies (On women)
Genesis energy
Shaving my back
Toyota vans with curtains
Being T-bagged when you pass out at a party
Blue toilet paper
Gas central heating
The Tainuia Tavern
Evan Morris
Scientology
Grimace
Turkey Gravy
Dull knives
Animal cruelty

And

Prince Charles

So just to get this straight.

If Evan Morris, a telemarketer and avid scientologist turned up to your house in his Purple Toyota van with curtains; pumping out Celine Dion on the stereo, while supping lime cordial casually disguised as a wine cooler and wearing his tight black lycra bike shorts and dressed like a clown holding a pate of grape jelly in his moon shaped eyes offering you a Romanian turkey Gravy which he purchased at the Tainuia Tavern, which had actually been advertised incorrectly as an Estoinian food dish, was to ask to borrow a cheap box of tissues because the blue toilet paper gave he used to clean himself up with when passing the speed camera gave him a rash when her wore his girlfriends boylegs (undies) because the night before he was out looking at the Christmas deco that was put up in October at number 11 down the street simply because genesis enery had turned the gas central heating off in his house which meant he had to go out also wearing his girlfriends animal cruelty tee shirt while carrying dull knives offering to shave your back and give you a T-Bag while you were awake would piss you off?

Or

Is it that you really wanted a Prince Albert, but got a Prince Charles?

**Foxzee** · 13th December 2009, 20:27

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Do ya need a hug mate? There must be a story that goes with this peeve so cummon, spill.

Yup...a big one hug is required.....

**peasea** · 13th December 2009, 20:28

Originally Posted by rustic101

So just to get this straight.

If Evan Morris, a telemarketer and avid scientologist turned up to your house in his Purple Toyota van with curtains; pumping out Celine Dion on the stereo, while supping lime cordial casually disguised as a wine cooler and wearing his tight black lycra bike shorts and dressed like a clown holding a pate of grape jelly in his moon shaped eyes offering you a Romanian turkey Gravy which he purchased at the Tainuia Tavern, which had actually been advertised incorrectly as an Estoinian food dish, was to ask to borrow a cheap box of tissues because the blue toilet paper gave he used to clean himself up with when passing the speed camera gave him a rash when her wore his girlfriends boylegs (undies) because the night before he was out looking at the Christmas deco that was put up in October at number 11 down the street simply because genesis enery had turned the gas central heating off in his house which meant he had to go out also wearing his girlfriends animal cruelty tee shirt while carrying dull knives offering to shave your back and give you a T-Bag while you were awake would piss you off?

Or

Is it that you really wanted a Prince Albert, but got a Prince Charles?

That would have to give you one very large dribbling problem.