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    People who cannot go anywhere or for any length of time without some noise maker plugged into their ears...

    Must be scared of silence or perhaps there's nothing else inside the head huh..?


    EDIT: Oh...and getting to your favourite corner on a ride only to find some slowarse dork in a cage creeping along and blocking your line...bastards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    When some unknown person at work would come in for nightshift but rather than taking a dump before they came to work they save it up for when they got to work.
    A guy I used to work with lived alone.

    He never took a dump at home.

    By doing it only at work, he reasoned he didn't have to clean his toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    At least she took the kids...would have been rude if she hadn't.

    On behalf of mothers like me...thanks for paying...my ex does too and it certainly makes our life better. We just luff him!!!!
    Yea ditto on this one...gotta pay for the kids .... no arguments here. Wish the Mum would teach them to clean up when they stay with me too would be rather nice.
    not holding my breath on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roadracingoldfart View Post
    I hate ......

    Bloody Tampon ads during dinner. i needed to see that, thanks




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    my mother likes to say disgusting things at the dinner table like eww whats that matthew? is that a slug in your sliverbeat (yes it was a slug)and watches things like animal surgery but we're not alowed to fart in the kitchen OH NO!!! thats just disgusting!!
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
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    People who do not use a capital letter to start a sentence. ^ ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    A guy I used to work with lived alone.

    He never took a dump at home.

    By doing it only at work, he reasoned he didn't have to clean his toilet.

    Mums boss is the same.. Worst part is that they have a rather small office with a toilet off to one corner. He never fails to dump his load while people are sitting there trying to have their lunch.

    Never forget staggering up a huge set of stairs trying not to wet myself and FINALLY getting to the top and being able to smell that said person had taken a dump before I'd even made my way through the two sets of doors. URGH!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    my mother likes to say disgusting things at the dinner table like eww whats that matthew? is that a slug in your sliverbeat (yes it was a slug)and watches things like animal surgery but we're not alowed to fart in the kitchen OH NO!!! thats just disgusting!!
    Lol, sounds like Kel She just keeping you on your toes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    Lol, sounds like Kel She just keeping you on your toes
    Yes but being on your toes your whole life isnt healthy.
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
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    Promise breakers, deal reneggers. You gave your word, you shook my hand, you haven't done it?


    I used to take a dump after morning tea, 9.15 on the dot my body clock told me every day. You feel a whole lot better about your job when your boss is paying you to shit.
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    Might go back to work now...feeling quite depressed....sooo much wrong with this world and i didn't even realize it..
    Toilet roll holders, slow drivers, kids fingermarks, farting in the kitchen and the list goes on....really must go now and have a cry.

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    i do that all the time...too lazy to press the shift key down

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    People who think its alright to just sit on your car or bike without asking, especially someone you don't even know.

    When your mates are pissed and wont shut up about your hot your girlfriend is and ask dumb questions like does she take it up the arse and if she goes off in bed n shit, its quite inappropriate really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    i do that all the time...too lazy to press the shift key down
    just leave caps lock on..

    OH WAIT THAT JUST MAKES ANOTHER THING THAT PEOPLE HATE

    >_> I hate all caps.. Yelling on the internet doesn't work
    is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?

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    You lot are a bunch of fucking moaners

    Here's mine
  15. Noisy masticators. IT IS JUST FUCKING RUDE!!!
  16. Kids screaming/throwing tantrums in public.
  17. Fuck-knuckles who stop at the bottom/top of escalators in mall and decide which way they want to go!!!!
  18. People you have never met/or only just met and give you the stink eye!!!!
  19. Fake laughter
  20. No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    People who cannot go anywhere or for any length of time without some noise maker plugged into their ears...

    Must be scared of silence or perhaps there's nothing else inside the head huh..?
    They're so thick they think their own thoughts will make the dumber if they can hear them.

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