Pet peeves

[turtleman]

When playing cards (poker etc), people who lick their finger/s before dealing out the deck ! ick !

[Maha]

Toast crumbs in the butter!
If you cant take the requiered amount of butter to butter your toast, dont (FFS) wipe the rest back. Some other poor bastard has to then guide thier knife around the smear of crumb infested butter to get freash stuff. Dont make me come over there and slap you!

[Mom]

Toast crumbs in the butter!
If you cant take the requiered amount of butter to butter your toast, dont (FFS) wipe the rest back. Some other poor bastard has to then guide thier knife around the smear of crumb infested butter to get freash stuff. Dont make me come over there and slap you!

Ohhhhh imagine though the horror for me, of finding peanut butter, crumbed, butter smeared back into the container

[Mom]

When playing cards (poker etc), people who lick their finger/s before dealing out the deck ! ick !

Just spotted this one. How about the shop keeper that sneezes HUGELY into his hands just prior to serving you, looks at the ejected snot, attempts to wipe it on his pants and only then gets a tissue to deal with it. True story. Thankfully I had cash to pay and did not need change. How utterly revolting!

[Maha]

Me! sometimes I just piss myself off.

[Genie]

Holy hell, I do that all the time and sometimes I'm so slow on the uptake it's a week later before I realise what a dork I've been.
Just recently in fact, I'm still reeling from the stupidity and naivety of it all.

I don't think we're alone on this one.

[Genie]

People who make promises and don't stick to it.
People who say that "yes, I can do that, not a problem", when in fact they can't, it is a problem and they don't have the balls to inform you.
The one-eyed gits who can't remember that they too were once young.
Those that judge others when their own lives are complete fuck-ups and they should look at themselves before they go around trying to 'fix' somebody else.
and the inconsiderate pooh pooh heads who don't cleanup their own shit!!! (not literally)

[Big Dave]

Just spotted this one. How about the shop keeper that sneezes HUGELY into his hands just prior to serving you, looks at the ejected snot, attempts to wipe it on his pants and only then gets a tissue to deal with it. True story. Thankfully I had cash to pay and did not need change. How utterly revolting!

Difference between Aussies and Kiwis. You lot generally cop that sort of thing. So polite and understanding. In Oz we would just say - 'You are fucking kidding mate.'

[raftn]

Shops playing xmas carols,especially before Dec 1.

My ex taking my kids to Gold Coast for holiday(18mths ago)on my child support whilst I was struggling to make ends meet.Seems I must've been mad to pay when so many don't,ah well I have a conscience spose.

MAn do i knowthat feeling, Although she was nice enough to show me around her and hernew husbands $470000 yacht the other day. Well must go busking now so i can pay the rent!

[raftn]

Oh yeah.......just after a god shag and you drifting off to sleep and your partner asks you...."what are you thinking?"

[allycatz]

Bartenders who grab straws by the top (mouthpiece) and stick it in your glass....ick

[Genie]

When you have to have your dog put down.

[mashman]

When you have to have your dog put down.

Aye, I know that one. Sorry to hear it Genie. Nark, was mine, put down whilst i was at my dads on "holiday". He jumped up at one of my sisters friends faces and drew blood from her ear whilst licking her. Where's me dog mum... RIP dawg.

[nothingflash]

People who when you are mowing the lawns or washing the car say "You can mow/wash mine too if you like"

[twinbruva]

Or people who say "how about this heat" on a stinking hot day.
Or people who lick their fingers to open those bloody annoying plastic bags in the fruit and vege section of the supermarket and then go fondle food they don't actually buy. Grrrr.