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    Target fixation...

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3164...traffic-hazard

    An Invercargill woman literally stopped traffic when she flashed her breasts at motorists, causing a car to run into her.



    Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, appeared before Judge David Holderness in the Invercargill District Court yesterday charged with disorderly behaviour.
    She admitted the charge.



    Police prosecutor Sergeant Rob Mills said Dudfield had stood in the middle of the road flashing her breasts at passing motorists on September 27, but the fun went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into her.
    Dudfield attempted to run from its path, but rolled over the bonnet, cracking the windscreen, he said. She had not suffered any injuries.
    She told police she flashed the drivers after being "egged on" by her friend, Mr Mills said.



    Duty solicitor John Fraser said while Dudfield's actions had been "stupidity in the extreme", there was a question of whether the driver could have been more careful. However, Mr Fraser conceded the driver could have been "distracted".

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    Thank goodness she doesn't inhabit an area of the Thames Coast road.....
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    It's the driver's fault - driving while distracted is illegal. Put the car ACC component up.
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    That's poor reporting by Stuff.

    Posting that story with no picture so we can make an unbiased judgement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    That's poor reporting by Stuff.

    Posting that story with no picture so we can make an unbiased judgement.


    Nah - It was probably some morbidly obese swamp donkey

    The driver was probably distracted by the vomit in his lap
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    OMG, do I actually sense a modicum of discernment surrounding the nature of the mammary display?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    OMG, do I actually sense a modicum of discernment surrounding the nature of the mammary display?
    More than a handfull is a waste

    I certainly don't want to see pendulous udders like some old dairy cow
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    Probably could not make up his mind.........left or right.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Mr Fraser conceded the driver could have been "distracted".
    Does that mean his sexuality could be in question?
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