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    Hi all (Mrs Max)

    He made me do it, he made me do it

    That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

    Looking forward to chewing the fat

    That sounds rude, eh

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    I really enjoy your hubbies humour! (especially the visit to the school)

    Looks like we'll have more of the same from you!!

    Welcome!!
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    welcome Mrs Max. Your FM humour has given me many a laugh and i can see more the same coming from you. Welcome to the Clan

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    He is a dirty disgusting bugger who should be covered in hot chocolate and cream then beaten with a old set of handlebars. Daily.

    Problem is he may enjoy it!!!!!!

    Welcome to the site

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    He made me do it, he made me do it

    That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

    Looking forward to chewing the fat

    That sounds rude, eh
    Welcome Mrs Max. Enjoy your stay and don't feed the animals.

    Doesn't sound rude at all. I'm far from surprised that Max enjoys teeth....
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Cheers you guys,
    Fatt is always on here banging on about stuff. I said no to signing up at first because I only have a 50cc but that's what he started on so here I am. I want to upgrade in the new year but this ACC crap is a worry. Our son has been singing that ACC song at school and I had to explain to the teacher where it came from.
    Thanks again, now I can keep an eye on all the crap he subjects you all to. If it gets too much I'll smother his sammies in wasabi like I did the other day, his head went as red as a beetroot, great fun

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    Welcome to KB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    He made me do it, he made me do it

    That hubby of mine (Fatt Max) has been hassling the crap out of me to get on here so here I am.

    Looking forward to chewing the fat

    That sounds rude, eh
    Thats the way it should be, instead of looking over his shoulder or he relaying stuff to you, now you can see and do it for yourself, I know Fatt Max does it to himself all the time...

    Welcome to KB.

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    Welcome Mrs Max! Chew the fat all you like - (as long as it's Fatt's fat)!!!
    Nice to see you here and associating amongst the nutters.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Welcome Mrs Max! Chew the fat all you like - (as long as it's Fatt's fat)!!!
    Nice to see you here and associating amongst the nutters.
    Thanks PB,
    Dont think I'll be chewing anything of FM's, I have to do the laundry remember

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    Welcome Mrs. Max.You must have a great sense of humour just to marry that fat bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Welcome Mrs. Max.You must have a great sense of humour just to marry that fat bastard.
    Haha - brilliant. But seriously - welcome...
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    Welcome along, MrsF.
    He's been telling us all sorts of things...is any of it true?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Welcome along, MrsF.
    He's been telling us all sorts of things...is any of it true?
    About her being the skinny one?.....

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    Well....Mrs Max. How very nice to see you here - welcome indeed. Perhaps now we will hear the truth about some of the things Mr Max tells us...

    A very warm welcome from me.
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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