Kicking in the door
I felt like doing just this this morning when some youngish person of the female persuasion decided not to merge lanes in an orderly fashion but to barge past me since I was "only on a motorbike"...I didn't yield since I was feeling pretty shitty with the world anyway and she finally dropped in behind...which made no difference at all since at the next lights we both stopped and she was in the other lane anyway...which is when I exercised maximum self control and didn't kick the door in...
Which brings me to the point of this rant. This person was driving a Suzuki Swift. In a fashion that I have come to associate with the particular combination of younger female driver in that model car. I am beginning to wonder if, when they buy the thing, they get a sealed section of the driver's manual that instructs them in how to drive it like a tit. Viz, with mucho aggro. Maybe it's a Tron thing, but I see it a lot here. Is this universal or is it just my perception? Anyone else have this experience?
This is not the first such combo I have seen. Over the years there have been a few. Like the original Volkswagen Beetle that came complete with complex - "My veedub is better than ANY other car on the road and goes faster than all of them combined!" This one, back in the day, was the domain of the younger male driver.
And of course we all know what happens to people who buy an SUV...their sealed section instructs them that they are invulnerable and therefore are not subject to any road rules at all...
Meh, I am truly old and cranky today...maybe I should just
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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