Invercargill delivers

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10615822

An Invercargill woman flashing her breasts at motorists distracted one driver so much he ran her over.

Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, admitted disorderly behaviour when she appeared in Invercargill District Court yesterday, the Southland Times reported.

Dudfield was egged on by her friends to flash her breasts at passing motorists while in the middle of the road on September 27, but the fun went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into her. She rolled over the bonnet, cracking the windscreen but did not suffer any injuries.

Dudfield was fined $275.

Also from Invercargill latey:

Craig James Crofts, 46, stole 14 pairs of women's underwear, valued at a total of $140, from the clothesline of an Invercargill woman on five occasions. He would occasionally rip the underwear and return it to her yard, Mr McMurdo said. Crofts was eventually caught on video, inspecting underwear with a torch, he said. When questioned by police, Crofts said he had no idea why he felt the need to steal undies.

Gareth Andrew Daken, 21, road worker, was sentenced to six months' supervision and 70 hours' community work for assault, damaging a house with intent to annoy and possessing an offensive weapon, namely an axe, on October 18.

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yeh, well we are trying to tempt more NZers to move south....

[KiwiGs]

An Invercargill woman flashing her breasts at motorists distracted one driver so much he ran her over.

Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, admitted disorderly behaviour when she appeared in Invercargill District Court yesterday, the Southland Times reported.

Dudfield was egged on by her friends to flash her breasts at passing motorists while in the middle of the road on September 27, but the fun went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into her. She rolled over the bonnet, cracking the windscreen but did not suffer any injuries.
'cause her airbags were deployed

Dudfield was fined $275.

Is that not how you city slickers pass the time?......

[EgliHonda]

An Invercargill woman flashing her breasts at motorists distracted one driver so much he ran her over.

Yep, sounds good. Who, on reading this hasn't imagined a pert pair of fantastic 18yr old boobies, even featured in the Sun newspaper in pomgolia.
Unfortunately she was on 3 news last night, and is a bit of a moose, pasty, skanky looking thing with a bad dye job, face stud and muffin top. Cursed reality strikes again...