Build a bridge and… Harden the fuck up!

**MadDuck** · 17th December 2009, 18:50

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Ummm,...I ride my bike

I go for a ride and wave at all the Sportsbike riders....bloody entertaining

**neels** · 17th December 2009, 18:51

Originally Posted by Wonko

S.O.A.D

Oh yes.

Also very good angry driving music.

**DMNTD:Me** · 17th December 2009, 18:53

Originally Posted by MadDuck

I go for a ride and wave at all the Sportsbike riders....bloody entertaining

Heh...yeah same but I'm usually passing them

**Fatt Max** · 17th December 2009, 18:56

Have a thrash on the geetar, drink some piss with the missus, watch the wee man at play and if all else fails, the 3i step Aikido Jo Kata.....

I do like the beach bit as well though, ticks all the boxes

I wont mention good, hard, naughty sex because that's rude.....

**Molly** · 17th December 2009, 18:57

I think you just need to ask yourself: 'What would Clint Eastwood do?'

Then do that.

**DMCD** · 17th December 2009, 19:03

Originally Posted by Molly

I think you just need to ask yourself: 'What would Clint Eastwood do?'

Then do that.

Best one yet!

**White trash** · 17th December 2009, 19:19

I usually slap the missus a couple of times and make the kids fight 'till they bleed.

Makes me feel heaps better.

**Foxzee** · 17th December 2009, 19:19

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

OMG OMG you guys are really testing my ability to be good and behave myself and not be a dirty naughty girlie.....down! down!

(sorry David, I'm sure you could without reading that)

Skirts and I should have just said SEX then Princess.....

Hmmm wonder what would happen if you crossed Analjoy with chocolate......

**Usarka** · 17th December 2009, 19:21

I open a fresh roll of duct tape and take another hamster from the cage.....

**Genie** · 17th December 2009, 20:34

Oh don't get over...get revenge!!!!!

Then have a bourban to celebrate

**scissorhands** · 18th December 2009, 06:58

The real trick for me is never to let the fuckers get to you, stay cool, which is way harder than it sounds.

When I'm in my good place I can usually shake it off as a product of a fucked up society, and think of the poor souls in the 3rd world enduring REAL suffering..... that perpective tends to shrink the impact of my melodramas.

**Stirts** · 18th December 2009, 08:19

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Hmmm wonder what would happen if you crossed Analjoy with chocolate......

**one fast tl1ooo** · 18th December 2009, 08:58

**Foxzee** · 18th December 2009, 09:25

Originally Posted by Stirts

You'd have to make sure you got the angle right....LOL

**nudemetalz** · 18th December 2009, 09:45

I listen to The Doors or Pink Floyd rather loudly on the stereo, then do some fast drumming on my drums followed by a ride on the Guzzi.
This is called "Nudey's Remedy"...to be sold in bottled form in the near future...

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