2010 KB Rally in the Catlins

**McJim** · 6th January 2010, 19:32

Originally Posted by scumdog

Is'nt that meant to be: "Alcohol Rules"?

Nah, I can never draw a straight line with Alcohol

**scumdog** · 6th January 2010, 19:34

Originally Posted by McJim

Funny difference between New Zealand and Scotland. In Scotland people drinking out of bottles tend to be lah-de-dah poseurs and pooftahs whereas the real men use a pint glass and get their beer out of a tap. Kiwis think I'm weird for wanting a glass all the time. Can't bring myself to drink out of a bottle like a pooftah.

Funny thing is: When I drink from a beer bottle it's normally a 'proper' sized one (no boys toy 'stubbies') and everybody looks at me like I'm some sort of uncouth yobbo or something..

**FJRider** · 6th January 2010, 19:48

Originally Posted by scumdog

Funny thing is: When I drink from a beer bottle it's normally a 'proper' sized one (no boys toy 'stubbies') and everybody looks at me like I'm some sort of uncouth yobbo or something..

Well ... that is what the "Old school" uncooth yobbo's used to do .... obviously Still do ...

**xknuts** · 6th January 2010, 20:38

Originally Posted by McJim

All lagers taste like cat's urine and give me heartburn something chronic.
In Scotland people drinking out of bottles tend to be lah-de-dah poseurs and pooftahs whereas the real men use a pint glass and get their beer out of a tap. Kiwis think I'm weird for wanting a glass all the time. Can't bring myself to drink out of a bottle like a pooftah.

Well there is one hell of a lot of pooftah's in NZ

Originally Posted by scumdog

When I drink from a beer bottle it's normally a 'proper' sized one (no boys toy 'stubbies') and everybody looks at me like I'm some sort of uncouth yobbo or something..

Now why is that? I can't imagine anyone saying that about you, except all those "Pooftah's" from Scotland.

**Roger** · 6th January 2010, 20:48

Originally Posted by scumdog

everybody looks at me like I'm some sort of uncouth yobbo or something..

That's got nothing to do with your drinking vessel, but everything to do with ... well, everything else about you really!

**scumdog** · 6th January 2010, 20:51

Originally Posted by Roger

That's got nothing to do with your drinking vessel, but everything to do with ... well, everything else about you really!

Ouch!
What's with the harsh comments guys??

**Roger** · 6th January 2010, 22:48

Originally Posted by scumdog

Ouch!
What's with the harsh comments guys??

I been hearing stories about scaring innocent bystanders in ya Y fronts and suchlike behaviour

**KiwiPhoenix** · 7th January 2010, 09:30

Originally Posted by Roger

I been hearing stories about scaring innocent bystanders in ya Y fronts and suchlike behaviour

Do tell us more!!

**doc** · 7th January 2010, 15:47

Originally Posted by scumdog

Is'nt that meant to be: "Alcohol Rules"?

I fear that our "Missonary" work in the South needs further work. We wiill have to travel to the Catlins it appears.

**dangerous** · 7th January 2010, 16:06

Originally Posted by Roger

That's got nothing to do with your drinking vessel, but everything to do with ... well, everything else about you really!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... thats not funny, I get the feeling your a little gay... yet I seen ya tail hanging out of some girlies, are you one of them bisexual types, or do you just like winding people up with your pink humour?

Originally Posted by KiwiPhoenix

Do tell us more!!

AHHHHH... you havent been blessed with a rally morning welcom from SD yet have ya... LOL it will happen

Originally Posted by doc

I fear that our "Missonary" work in the South needs further work. We wiill have to travel to the Catlins it appears.

hahaha.. Im sure

**Goblin** · 7th January 2010, 18:27

Originally Posted by dangerous

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... thats not funny, I get the feeling your a little gay... yet I seen ya tail hanging out of some girlies, are you one of them bisexual types, or do you just like winding people up with your pink humour?

I reckon Roger's more of a trysexual type...he'll try anything.

Originally Posted by dangerous

AHHHHH... you havent been blessed with a rally morning welcom from SD yet have ya... LOL it will happen

Blessed?!? Gawd I still have that image burnt into my retinas from Danseys!

**FJRider** · 7th January 2010, 18:56

Originally Posted by doc

I fear that our "Missonary" work in the South needs further work. We wiill have to travel to the Catlins it appears.

Just bring a bike that will get you home ... and OUR prayers will be answered ...

**FJRider** · 7th January 2010, 19:01

Originally Posted by KiwiPhoenix

Do tell us more!!

Enough said already ... and he has been known to run naked through the streets of "The Riveria of the South" .... Safer Communities together I assume