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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    that will work if she is a he.
    just look up "scooter culture"
    sounds like you've been there a bit eh Carver?
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    [QUOTE=Forest;1129580658]In case anybody doesn't want to read the wall of text, here is the animated version.



    Don't care, for looking it up, he's not using my bathroom
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    You showed her this thread? You fool!
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    Q: Hey guys how do I show a girl I am both socially inept and lack confidence in one single move?

    A: Show her this thread, of course!
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    Jam it up her ass, easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    Can't marmelade it up there, Jam is better.

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    OMG - I haven't cried so much whilst reading this that I could hardly focus on reading the story. Lucky I'd already been to the toilet, or I would''ve pissed myself as I laughed sooooo much........................

    It was brilliant. Thanks SPB for starting my day so humourously

    p.s Glad to hear the date went well and you are now in a relationship Reido

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    OMG - I haven't cried so much whilst reading this that I could hardly focus on reading the story. Lucky I'd already been to the toilet, or I would''ve pissed myself as I laughed sooooo much........................

    It was brilliant. Thanks SPB for starting my day so humourously

    p.s Glad to hear the date went well and you are now in a relationship Reido
    +1 on that, That was F***ing Funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPORK View Post
    Q: Hey guys how do I show a girl I am both socially inept and lack confidence in one single move?

    A: Show her this thread, of course!
    I reckon. But then if she's after Reido she might like those qualities...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    I reckon. But then if she's after Reido she might like those qualities...
    Hey what are you saying!

    Wait you might have a point

    is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?

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    I can't believe nobody has asked this yet, it being KB and all.
    Photos or it didn't happen.

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    This has to be thread of the year. Best laugh I've had in months...
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    or this:
    Post #27 "If that's what you're into".... It's on my iPod. I'm sure you'd score extra points for singing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    I can't believe nobody has asked this yet, it being KB and all.
    Photos or it didn't happen.
    bet you too it sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reido View Post
    Oki so she just left,
    and its now labled a relationship
    She cant stay cause she has work early tomorrow =[


    I showed her this thread after said labling was done and we had a bit of a laugh at the replies, thanks KB
    She said she had work early the next morning after you showed her the thread, right...

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    you showed her!!! oh that is so funny, congrats glad it's working for ya. Have a merry christmas with your new girlfriend.

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