How do I ask a girl out?

**wbks** · 23rd December 2009, 18:19

Originally Posted by Genie

oh yes....but I only love ONE! at a time

????......

**Genie** · 23rd December 2009, 18:25

who added the "at a time" cheeky little shit! It's a spanking for you

**Thani-B** · 23rd December 2009, 20:05

Originally Posted by gatch

I asked a girl for her help when I wanted to hook up with one of her friends, instead of helping me, she got fucked off cause she wanted my attention ha..

It worked itself out in the end hahahahaha

Yeah well, that happens, we aren't usually too impressed when the object of our interest asks us for advice, so they can get with a different chick.

Originally Posted by Cr1MiNaL

I really couldn't give a rats arse if YOU believed me or not frankly!

He (the above) talks so much shit he believes it himself. Only sees what he wants to see. It's quite pathetic really.

**carver** · 23rd December 2009, 20:16

how do you ask a guy out?

**wbks** · 23rd December 2009, 20:21

Originally Posted by carver

how do you ask a guy out?

You touch him on the penis

**carver** · 23rd December 2009, 20:22

I look forward to meeting some of you then

**davebullet** · 23rd December 2009, 21:06

Being a man of the world, I'll give you this bit of advice free young fella

Sounds severe... but it may work.

Lacerate your 100% all-beef thermometer and wait for it to heal.

Tell her you worked in Eastern Mongolia saving children from a war torn and savaged country (as well as helping old ladies across the road) and you got "injured" when a land mine went off.

When she asks where and insists you show her, then you flop it out and tell her under doctors orders you must root with it frequently to help restore it to normality. Tell her Queen and country and she'll be doing her part for the kids back in Mongolia.

Case closed. If that doesn't work, then I 100% guarantee she is a lesbian, or a nun. (In the case of nuns, quite a rare one as most of them are sick of cucumbers and are ready for it).

**wbks** · 23rd December 2009, 21:08

Originally Posted by davebullet

Lacerate your 100% all-beef thermometer and wait for it to heal.

You make that sound so routine... And FUN!

**SixPackBack** · 23rd December 2009, 21:23

Originally Posted by davebullet

Being a man of the world, I'll give you this bit of advice free young fella

Sounds severe... but it may work.

Lacerate your 100% all-beef thermometer and wait for it to heal.

Tell her you worked in Eastern Mongolia saving children from a war torn and savaged country (as well as helping old ladies across the road) and you got "injured" when a land mine went off.

When she asks where and insists you show her, then you flop it out and tell her under doctors orders you must root with it frequently to help restore it to normality. Tell her Queen and country and she'll be doing her part for the kids back in Mongolia.

Case closed. If that doesn't work, then I 100% guarantee she is a lesbian, or a nun. (In the case of nuns, quite a rare one as most of them are sick of cucumbers and are ready for it).

*Disclaimer*.........100% guaranteed to work applies to the following only:

The village slut.
An expensive and unusually tolerant prostitute.
IHC members.

Christ you young fuckers come up with some absolute gob shite.

**Street Gerbil** · 23rd December 2009, 21:54

Originally Posted by Genie
i'm wondering with all this wonderful advice just how many have loving relationships?

Originally Posted by inlinefour

Yea I was thinking the same thing.
[...]
When I found a woman I wanted to hold on to ----> Be honest and tell her how I felt.

If she is the right one, you will know straight away. The funny thing I never asked my wife to be my girlfriend. In fact I didn't even ask her to be my wife. A week after meeting her I asked: "so do you think we should get married?" and she replied "certainly". We got married two days afterwards. That conversation took place 11 years ago. Knocking on wood, still happy about it.

**Dodgyiti** · 3rd January 2010, 07:06

I have run out of bling for you lot, what a wonderful collection of suggestions.

Most of them fit into whats called the 9 slap principle- 9 will slap you and the 10th one will go out with you.

My thread fave : Stick your dick into her, if she struggles......

**SPORK** · 3rd January 2010, 09:23

Originally Posted by gatch

I asked a girl for her help when I wanted to hook up with one of her friends, instead of helping me, she got fucked off cause she wanted my attention ha..

It worked itself out in the end hahahahaha

Shoulda started dating the broad you didn't want to hook up with. Woman instantly flock to dudes with girlfriends - and homosexuals.

Which one applies to most KB members, well...

**Dean** · 10th January 2010, 18:12

Look if you want a Girl so bad, really bad.
Then you must say this to her as a last resort, word for word. Taken by my man Tracy.

Could you take out one a ya titties and make me slide down a Mountain full of Razor Blades into a pool of Alcohol, climb a building butt naked and tongue kiss a lizard?