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  1. 10th January 2010, 20:41 #241
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reido View Post
    well thats rather fucked up Dean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPORK View Post
    Shoulda started dating the broad you didn't want to hook up with. Woman instantly flock to dudes with girlfriends - and homosexuals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reido View Post
    well thats rather fucked up Dean.

    anyways we're rather happy together so
    Congrats man, If you ever need some help in the future on the coast you know who to call.
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    Nothing like a little bitch fight in a love triangle

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    Nothing like a little bitch fight in a love triangle

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    ...himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thani-B View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post


    Naah you
    Fucking well hope not lol. Surely I've said no to him too many times already. Slow learner that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thani-B View Post
    Fucking well hope not lol. Surely I've said no to him too many times already. Slow learner that one.
    I heard it was the other way around, aren't you a little too young for him
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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    I heard it was the other way around, aren't you a little too young for him
    Well that comment is going to start a rather large Fire on this thread isn't now......
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    I asked a girl out once, she said "sure, I'd like that". We went outside, she beat the crap out of me..

    Now I skip the small talk and go straight for the sex.
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I asked a girl out once, she said "sure, I'd like that". We went outside, she beat the crap out of me..

    Now I skip the small talk and go straight for the sex.
    And she still beats things out of you................
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    I heard it was the other way around, aren't you a little too young for him
    Haha I had a boyfriend at the time but he just wouldn't give up. He likes saying it was him that turned me down, must need the ego boost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thani-B View Post
    Haha I had a boyfriend at the time but he just wouldn't give up. He likes saying it was him that turned me down, must need the ego boost.
    So now you're single and available he must be all over you or a tad bit bitter after the humble pie
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    Say to her, "can I smell your pussy?" and wait for the reply and then say "well it must be your feet then".
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