Yeah McWild would've got my vote for .........Originally Posted by slofox
Indie's reply gets my bling...
Close second place to McWild...
Well done lads.
How Not to Win Girls and Influence Them.
WHY THE FARK WOULD YOU WHIP IT OUT HALFWAY?!!?!
Dickens Cider
Yeah McWild would've got my vote for .........Indie's reply gets my bling...
Close second place to McWild...
Well done lads.
How Not to Win Girls and Influence Them.
WHY THE FARK WOULD YOU WHIP IT OUT HALFWAY?!!?!
No body move... I dropped my brain
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FWIW - thats a bad call if you are watching brokeback mountian
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Ask her if she's got some good looking female friends who are looking for "some action".
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
#MAGA
Forget bf / gf...
tap and tag....tap and tag...
'Thou shall not love a hoe.'
-Tha Pimp God
pimpin .101
Handroid Uppercut!
1: "Cut a hole in a box"
2: "Put your junk in that box"
3: "Make her open the box... and that's the way you do it!"
Because females LOVE equating a relationship with sex
Grumpy Old Bastard
Funniest thread I have read in a while...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Biker
Women need sex to feel loved, men tell women they love them to get sex.
Do the shifty sideways glance at her next time you see her and tell her how good she looks. Play it out a bit longer too early for bf/gf stuff.
Hardcore Biker
Wow some of you are dodgy wee fellows......my 2c worth, keep it subtle but let her know you are interested in seeing her again. Maybe suggest a few things to do in the near future. If shes washing her hair on all those days I guess shes not really interested
It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
One, two free, floor!
Nice norks, do they get out much?
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BACTERIA
Put on some shades and act real cool. Chill as a cucumber is the key.
Then get her drunk. Simple!
One, two free, floor!
If you are serious, just tell her you like her and you'd like to go out again some time. Then ask - what does she think?
No need to be clever, witty, someone else etc. Just be you, and be honest.
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Forum whore
Whip it out and put it on her leg.
You'll get an answer, one way or another.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
Missing my buddy Morepower
Well.......... how did you get on? Wasn't she comin over to watch a movie or something? Maybe staying the night too??????
Come on, kiss and tell
Fully Foxed
During young Padwan, During.
Forum whore
Don't dick around so long as to fall into the friends catagory, once that happens your screwed - and I don't mean literally
.... back in green and feeling great ....
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