How do I ask a girl out?

**Stirts** · 21st December 2009, 15:09

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Well.......... how did you get on? Wasn't she comin over to watch a movie or something? Maybe staying the night too??????

Come on, kiss and tell

Now now, his last post was at 13:20. He then would have gone and had a shower to wash his balls in fevent anticipation that she might just lick them.

They probably have only just started watching the movie so if all is going well he should be tracking riiiiiiiiiiight about here

**huff3r** · 21st December 2009, 15:09

Originally Posted by Stirts

Yeah McWild would've got my vote for .........

How Not to Win Girls and Influence Them.

WHY THE FARK WOULD YOU WHIP IT OUT HALFWAY?!!?!

Yeah, fully... halfway is such bad timing, just start with it out

Or ask if she'd like to sit on your lap and you can talk about the first thing that "pops" up

**crazyhorse** · 21st December 2009, 15:11

Originally Posted by Stirts

Now now, his last post was at 13:20. He then would have gone and had a shower to wash his balls in fevent anticipation that she might just lick them.

They probably have only just started watching the movie so if all is going well he should be tracking riiiiiiiiiiight about here

That's good!

**Genie** · 21st December 2009, 15:25

sounds like she is your gf ....third date? Just have fun and don't put a label on your relationship. Life's short, just keep on enjoying each others company. Relax. she must fancy you otherwise there would never have been date 2.

**Dean** · 21st December 2009, 15:31

Mate how could I miss this thread!!

Its not who I think it is right? You know......... because if it isnt and this one doesent work out you'd go so good together with her.

You can borrow my jacket too if you want to take her for a ride just chuck me a pm and head over.
Got your back

**Squiggles** · 21st December 2009, 15:36

Originally Posted by EJK

This is for you

**gatch** · 21st December 2009, 15:48

Man if you've been to the movies and hung out some then you are either the big brother she always wanted and you have absolutely no chance...

Or she thinks you are ok and wants your penis in, or somewhere around her mouth.

I hope its the second option.

In saying that, here is some things are doomed to fail, but would be funny all the same..

Ask if she would like to see your dick tricks, or your dildo collection, tell her she is hot - like porno hot. Make a joke about having a 3 way with one of her hot friends, then get very very interested if she doesn't storm out in a rage..

good luck

**Crasherfromwayback** · 21st December 2009, 16:10

"part ya beef curtains and let my bluenose sniff ya guts"

Utter class and never fails to impress

**EJK** · 21st December 2009, 16:19

OK what movie exactly are you gonna watch with her? Perhaps Rambo 4? Borat? Judge Dredd?
Just curious

**mynameis** · 21st December 2009, 16:20

Flop it out and slap it on her forehead.

Get yourself comfortable and cuddly on her boobs at the movies.

**martybabe** · 21st December 2009, 16:31

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

"part ya beef curtains and let my bluenose sniff ya guts"

Utter class and never fails to impress

Beautiful, who said romance was dead

**retro asian** · 21st December 2009, 16:32

Originally Posted by mynameis

Flop it out and slap it on her forehead.

Nah, that will never work....surprise Bukkakke her!

**Cr1MiNaL** · 21st December 2009, 16:35

Touch her as much as you can. Then touch some more. Ge her to kiss you then pull away. If she want's to fuck you tonight make out with her get her real horny and kiss her goodnight and drop her off home. Then watch her fuck you senseless! Remember she needs to stack up in your books, not you in hers. Good luck!!!

**P38** · 21st December 2009, 16:39

Originally Posted by Cr1MiNaL

Touch her as much as you can. Then touch some more. Ge her to kiss you then pull away. If she want's to fuck you tonight make out with her get her real horny and kiss her goodnight and drop her off home. Then watch her fuck you senseless! Remember she needs to stack up in your books, not you in hers. Good luck!!!

I'm picking with those classy moves your still a virgin...... Right!!!!