How do I ask a girl out?

[P38]

i'm wondering with all this wonderful advice just how many have loving relationships?

yep.....................

[Ronin]

Got your back

So he's bi then?

He may want to wait a while before he lets that one out of the bag.

[zahria]

After having sex for the first time, tell her you love her.

That does NOT work!!! (I ran a mile)

[Mom]

Thank you for some of the best laughs I have had on here in ages.

You are all wrong of course, there is only one way to get someone to be your girlfriend. Honestly, only one.

You need to arrange for a full orchestra to be set up at the next place you somehow find yourselves together, they need to be playing

this



For those that dont recognise it, here is the original



While this is playing, just lay your head on her shoulder and make puppy eyes at her, reckon you will be sweet as

[Ooky]

[Thaeos]

Ok so I met this girl at a party last week.
Couple nights later I went clubbing with her.
Then the other night we went to the movies.

Anyway, she is coming over today to watch a movie or something.

So how do I ask her to be my girlfriend?

Best answer wins bling
Funniest answer wins bling too

(well for one thing I shouldn't show her the explosions and boobs thread XD )

Go KB go

Haven't read any of the other replies, but just be straight up about it.

No bullshit, just something like, 'Hey I've really liked spending time with you lately and I've got a pretty big thing for you. It's in my pants'.

No but seriously ... something like the first sentence. See what she says, if she's receptive then just be like, 'awesome, so do you wanna go out with me?'.

Just straight up and confident about it. And if she turns you down don't be all like nooooooo pleaseeee why NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And cry about it. That will just turn her away even more.

[Rayray401]

Just, shut up, not say a word, then when the tension gets too much, just ask "so how about it then?"

[R6_kid:Me]

That does NOT work!!! (I ran a mile)

Haha. If he was to say that the response will either be or

You obviously responded the first way.

[martybabe]

i'm wondering with all this wonderful advice just how many have loving relationships?

Me, I love the bride I do, unfortunately She would rather smoke her pipe and watch Coronation street than shag me 24/7 but..... at the end of the day when she takes her teeth out and puts on her fejoa and all bran facepack and slips into her full length sleeping dress and matching socks, she's one hot mofo and she's all mine

If I never post again, it will of course mean she's read this post and Killded me.

So what's the bloomin news, I could have learnt how to ask her to be my girlfriend in five different languages by now

[Genie]

Me, I love the bride I do, unfortunately She would rather smoke her pipe and watch Coronation street than shag me 24/7 but..... at the end of the day when she takes her teeth out and puts on her fejoa and all bran facepack and slips into her full length sleeping dress and matching socks, she's one hot mofo and she's all mine

If I never post again, it will of course mean she's read this post and Killded me.

So what's the bloomin news, I could have learnt how to ask her to be my girlfriend in five different languages by now

oh thank you...LMAO

[Skyryder]

Asking someone to be your girlfiend is like asking for sex. Ya just don't do it..............it happens or it 'dont.'


Skyryder

[P38]

I'm picking with those classy moves your still a virgin...... Right!!!!

Cr1MiNaL

Red Rep is a dead give away mate!

Musta been close to the mark aye

[EJK]

So how did ya go??

[nudemetalz]

Tell her you're a computer programmer. Tell her she's able to make your software turn to hardware...

[marty]

while walking on the beach i've had 'do you want to take me back to your place and fuck me?'

straight to the point

good times.