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    Tell her about the Donkey punch,actually show her how it works,be the last time you shag her but it will without doubt be the best youve ever had.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Its a warrior thing, you got to have the heart of a lion and the ferociousness of a great white shark.
    you keep mentioning this warrior gene - but forget that:

    1 - its normally used for cowards who beat their wife's and kids - there is nothing honorable in it.

    2 - That you told us that you from from French Stock - so that makes you part garlic muching surrender monkey - hardly warrior material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    you keep mentioning this warrior gene - but forget that:

    1 - its normally used for cowards who beat their wife's and kids - there is nothing honorable in it.

    2 - That you told us that you from from French Stock - so that makes you part garlic muching surrender monkey - hardly warrior material.
    By the sounds of it you've got some of this warrior gene in yaself, slugger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reido View Post
    So how do I ask her to be my girlfriend?
    You don't. You chicken out and leave her for us filthy old bastards who know what we're doing.

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    ........She touch your penis?

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    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    If you want a guy to like you, touch him on the penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    Question for Reido: Did you show her the tags?!
    Lol, no i didnt XD im not that stupid

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Photos or it didn't happen.
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    From clubbing, I dont know who took the pic or how they got my phone, but w/e
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    is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?

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    Try a line on her;

    "How about you and me and nothing on but the radio?"

    it has worked before.



    "No matter what bike you ride. It's all the same wind in your face"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reido View Post
    I dont know who took the pic or how they got my phone, but w/e
    He's sure gota pureddy mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boman View Post
    Try a line on her;

    "How about you and me and nothing on but the radio?"

    it has worked for me before.
    fuck really ?? that worked??

    pfft drunk chicks huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boman View Post
    Try a line on her;

    "How about you and me and nothing on but the radio?"

    it has worked before.
    And then ask if she wants to dial your knob.


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    I haven't been fllowing this thread so what happened

    Did she or didn't she..................say yes??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I haven't been fllowing this thread so what happened

    Did she or didn't she..................say yes??


    Skyryder
    yes, she said yes
    is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?

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    Is she knocked up yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Busa Pete View Post
    But she's not going to make uless you tell her you ;love her.
    It IS 2009!
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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