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    Question How to become a bum?

    Bollox to this lark, I'm thinking of ditching the rat race to you know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from Kung Fu.

    Or go fuck off and kitesurf for a year.

    Any one got any practical suggestions for dropping out without spending every dime one has saved (no property so can't rent out).

    Selling pot's no good, I'd just use my own product and never get off the sleeping mat.



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    buy a cheap van and kit it out and do a bit of seasonal work on your way, or meet people on your journeys and use there homes in return for a bit of labour.

    I really wnat to do something like this as well. It wouldn't cost to much a week to live like this. But if you don't want to use all your savings at some point you will have to work/sell stuff. Sell imported goods on trademe from your van when you come back from kitresurfing on the beach. Techno hippy

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    Become a WWOOFer...good way to work you way around the planet and meet "real" people while you're at it

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    Simple only take a few $ hit the road, a pair of jocks and socks and your away.

    Pick a place you, like wait till it is later in the evening then go to the local drinking establishment, all the information you require is at your finger tips, jobs ect, don't be pickie on the work offered and most of all SMILE at all you talk to, just don't get sucked in..B on your guard all the time !!!

    Do it right you will enjoy the life, at times it can be tough, but mostly enjoyable....

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    wheres the "ask Skiddy" reply?.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckonin View Post
    Simple only take a few $ hit the road, a pair of jocks and socks and your away.

    Pick a place you, like wait till it is later in the evening then go to the local drinking establishment, all the information you require is at your finger tips, jobs ect, don't be pickie on the work offered and most of all SMILE at all you talk to, just don't get sucked in..B on your guard all the time !!!

    Do it right you will enjoy the life, at times it can be tough, but mostly enjoyable....
    one day you will wake up with a hangover and a sore arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    one day you will wake up with a hangover and a sore arse
    Sounding better by the minute!

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    If you've gotta ask then you are over qualified, I'm afraid.

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    Dont kit out a van- Build a classic bedford housetruck!
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    you dont get 180+ hp out of 998cc by being nice to trees.

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    How to become a bum - Well puff out both your cheeks and make a small hole in your mouth, then just post your usual on Kiwibiker.......

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    How to become a bum? - I do believe that there is a 'bum' gene

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    Consider being a flying bum. India or Bali are often magic and less than $100nz a week will see you living up super large on a scooter or Royal Enfield. People bring stuff back, sell it at the markets and go again on the profit.

    It can be very easily self sustaining if you are an astute trader, and you could end up with a pile of crap if you are not.

    Freegans eat out of supermarket dumpsters, a van is a good idea, fishing and gardening, op shops, consider self employment. A meditation retreat or a month on Great Barrier Island in a tent eating fish, edible plants, weeds and rice might consolidate your future

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    ok Jules....you walk the earth!
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    ...or get yourself elected to parliament as a member of the greens, act or the maori party, then travel the world at our expense.

    You only have to worry about job security every three years, and if people complain...well ask Hone or Rodney for advice.
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