If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise!

[DMCD]

Haha best story ever!

[Genie]

Martybabe I got a good question for ya.

What would you of done if two most hot women jumped out of the bushes roughly wearing what you described but a bit better and they asked for your help on something.

umm....said good morning, lovely day for it!

[Dean]

+1 for the story!

You came close to the model answer being to tell the women to put some clothes on and give them a good lecture on being respectable members of society. Then ask if you can speak to their mother about their rotten provacative behaviour.

[Blackbird]

I was locked in a sports equipment shed by three older girlies who thought it would be a laugh to give an innocent young lad an anatomy lesson. As the clothes came off and I saw things I hadn't even imagined had existed, toot toots and lady bumps, I went into a mild state of shock and awe .

Same with 2 older female cousins when I was about 11. Terrified and don't think I got over it for a good few years.

Something we can only fantasize about now, eh?

[wbks]

Same with 2 older female cousins when I was about 11. Terrified and don't think I got over it for a good few years.

Something we can only fantasize about now, eh?

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WHAT?!

[martybabe]

Same with 2 older female cousins when I was about 11. Terrified and don't think I got over it for a good few years.

Something we can only fantasize about now, eh?

Too right Mate, what was I thinking! Truth is if I had my time over I'd probably still run away. Intelligent boy but very slow on the uptake with some things me old teacher said, these must have been the some things he was alluding to eh.

[Mom]

Probably still are

Bloody tough getting interrupted, you should have hung back for a little bit longer to see what state they were in then. Hasty, horny sex in the bushes, when fully clothed in going out gears at that time of the day, they must have been hanging out! Too funny though.

[Genie]

Bloody tough getting interrupted, you should have hung back for a little bit longer to see what state they were in then. Hasty, horny sex in the bushes, when fully clothed in going out gears at that time of the day, they must have been hanging out! Too funny though.

Just as well he didn't hang back a little bit longer....he'd be done for perving!!!!

[Ronin]

+1 for the story!

You came close to the model answer being to tell the women to put some clothes on and give them a good lecture on being respectable members of society. Then ask if you can speak to their mother about their rotten provacative behaviour.

Oh dear..... Oh deary deary me.

[martybabe]

Bloody tough getting interrupted, you should have hung back for a little bit longer to see what state they were in then.

Honestly I didn't have a clue, I ran to find the dog with nothing on my mind but wild pig goring images, you could have knocked me over with a feather when a half naked woman jumped up in front of me, last thing I was expecting, fair old pink pillow though

[Maha]

Just as well he didn't hang back a little bit longer....he'd be done for perving!!!!

Perving??

I tend to skim read and all I got from post one was...

'' A little runt or large funny wild pig gave a toss preiodically behind the tress''....

[Fatt Max]

Some bush in the bush

Brilliant stuff mate

[Genie]

Perving??

I tend to skim read and all I got from post one was...

'' A little runt or large funny wild pig gave a toss preiodically behind the tress''....

giving a periodic toss or having a periodic toss????

[Maha]

giving a periodic toss or having a periodic toss????

Gave.....past tense, 'giving' would mean its still doing it which clearly it is not.

[wbks]

+1 for the story!

You came close to the model answer being to tell the women to put some clothes on and give them a good lecture on being respectable members of society. Then ask if you can speak to their mother about their rotten provacative behaviour.

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I suggest you change your bike, you do a good job of the KB Maori stereotype, but your yamaha is lacking for this one