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    Terrorist Proof Airlines (NWS)

    We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business !

    We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

    Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
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    Hmmmm... Not so sure, some of their clothing looks baggy enough to hide a weapon...
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    Yeah but!, Guy's will be carrying something loaded.......... Muhaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosman View Post
    Yeah but!, Guy's will be carrying something loaded.......... Muhaha!
    Mutton-guns on full-auto...although looking at some of their ages,..looks like they may get frequent blockages and jams


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    Sure hope you wash the seat covers between flights.

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    Do you check that passengers haven't shoved a bomb up their arses?
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    I agree... and they could be CRACK weapons specialists.

    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Hmmmm... Not so sure, some of their clothing looks baggy enough to hide a weapon...

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    Saves getting ya kit off to join mile high club in the bogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Saves getting ya kit off to join mile high club in the bogs.
    Umm.. So just where do they join? In the aisles?
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