Evolution & The Scrotum

**AllanB** · 23rd December 2009, 09:47

Evolution & The Scrotum

God or Evolution – either belief ponder this:

Balls - I accept that they are hanging there as a design feature to aid cooling to keep the man-tadpoles at optimum temperature (ruined with wearing pants I might add). But being such a sensitive region of the male anatomy, would you not think that evolution or God would have adapted/designed us to the point where we could willfully suck them back into our pelvis region for protection. Or better yet some form of firm bone shield could slide down over them forming an amour shield.

Also why is this:

The human scrotum is proportionally small per body size compared to other mammals. How often have you noticed a dog half your body size with impressive balls, or stood in a paddock considering just what size Shoei helmet would fit over that bulls scrotum.

**crazyhorse** · 23rd December 2009, 10:17

OMG!

First you moan they are in the way...... and

Second, you wish they were bigger.

MEN!!! never happy with what they have

And thirdly - I'm sure us ladies wouldn't mind if you prance around in the altogether......

**one fast tl1ooo** · 23rd December 2009, 10:21

bet ya this man would like protection...

**avgas** · 23rd December 2009, 10:28

*silently waits for Zed to return....*
*sigh*

**AllanB** · 23rd December 2009, 10:30

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

OMG!

First you moan they are in the way...... and

Second, you wish they were bigger.

MEN!!! never happy with what they have

Chicks - they just don't get it........

Oh hang on - isn't that what a lot of girls say about breasts!!!!!!! I may have to look into that one

**PrincessBandit** · 27th December 2009, 19:30

Originally Posted by AllanB

Chicks - they just don't get it........

Oh hang on - isn't that what a lot of girls say about breasts!!!!!!! I may have to look into that one

And what guys say about the sausage thing that hangs in front of the bag. (I lol whenever I hear or read the word "scrotum" - it's just one of those hilarious words!!!)

Very rarely do you ever hear women say they wish their tush was bigger....

**98tls** · 27th December 2009, 19:36

Personally i would be questioning what issues do i need to confront this year.

Its only a door mate,push it open and walk free.

**Monkeynz** · 27th December 2009, 19:36

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

And what guys say about the sausage thing that hangs in front of the bag. (I lol whenever I hear or read the word "scrotum" - it's just one of those hilarious words!!!)

Very rarely do you ever hear women say they wish their tush was bigger....

No but do wish they didn't have as much hair as they do.

**sunhuntin** · 27th December 2009, 20:15

Originally Posted by AllanB

Chicks - they just don't get it........

Oh hang on - isn't that what a lot of girls say about breasts!!!!!!! I may have to look into that one

i have never wished my tits were bigger. quite the opposite in fact!

**Monkeynz** · 27th December 2009, 20:21

Originally Posted by sunhuntin

i have never wished my tits were bigger. quite the opposite in fact!

Yep anything more than a mouthful is a waste,

**98tls** · 27th December 2009, 20:24

Originally Posted by Monkeynz

Yep anything more than a mouthful is a waste,

Rubbish,plenty of uses for big funbags.

**Insanity_rules** · 27th December 2009, 20:35

Originally Posted by sunhuntin

i have never wished my tits were bigger. quite the opposite in fact!

I think I'd need to see photographs before I could agree.

Originally Posted by Monkeynz

Yep anything more than a mouthful is a waste,

No No No, anything more than three mouthfuls, two handfuls and a bra full is a waste

On the subject of balls. I think its great that my penis has matching luggage.